Waiting for Godot

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    VLADIMIR:
We can't.
     
    ESTRAGON:
Why not?
     
    VLADIMIR:
We're waiting for Godot.
     
    ESTRAGON:
Ah! (Pause. Despairing.) What'll we do, what'll we do!
     
    VLADIMIR:
There's nothing we can do.
     
    ESTRAGON:
But I can't go on like this!
     
    VLADIMIR:
Would you like a radish?
     
    ESTRAGON:
Is that all there is?
     
    VLADIMIR:
There are radishes and turnips.
     
    ESTRAGON:
Are there no carrots?
     
    VLADIMIR:
No. Anyway you overdo it with your carrots.
     
    ESTRAGON:
Then give me a radish. (Vladimir fumbles in his pockets, finds nothing but
turnips, finally brings out a radish and hands it to Estragon who examines it,
sniffs it.) It's black!
     
    VLADIMIR:
It's a radish.
     
    ESTRAGON:
I only like the pink ones, you know that!
     
    VLADIMIR:
Then you don't want it?
     
    ESTRAGON:
I only like the pink ones!
     
    VLADIMIR:
Then give it back to me.
Estragon gives it back.
     
    ESTRAGON:
I'll go and get a carrot.
He does not move.
     
    VLADIMIR:
This is becoming really insignificant.
     
    ESTRAGON:
Not enough.
Silence.
     
    VLADIMIR:
What about trying them.
     
    ESTRAGON:
I've tried everything.
     
    VLADIMIR:
No, I mean the boots.
     
    ESTRAGON:
Would that be a good thing?
     
    VLADIMIR:
It'd pass the time. (Estragon hesitates.) I assure you, it'd be an occupation.
     
    ESTRAGON:
A relaxation.
     
    VLADIMIR:
A recreation.
     
    ESTRAGON:
A relaxation.
     
    VLADIMIR:
Try.
     
    ESTRAGON:
You'll help me?
     
    VLADIMIR:
I will of course.
     
    ESTRAGON:
We don't manage too badly, eh Didi, between the two of us?
     
    VLADIMIR:
Yes yes. Come on, we'll try the left first.
     
    ESTRAGON:
We always find something, eh Didi, to give us the impression we exist?
     
    VLADIMIR:
(impatiently). Yes yes, we're magicians. But let us persevere in what we have
resolved, before we forget. (He picks up a boot.) Come on, give me your foot.
(Estragon raises his foot.) The other, hog! (Estragon raises the other foot.)
Higher! (Wreathed together they stagger about the stage. Vladimir succeeds
finally in getting on the boot.) Try and walk. (Estragon walks.) Well?
     
    ESTRAGON:
It fits.
     
    VLADIMIR:
(taking string from his pocket). We'll try and lace it.
     
    ESTRAGON:
(vehemently). No no, no laces, no laces!
     
    VLADIMIR:
You'll be sorry. Let's try the other. (As before.) Well?
     
    ESTRAGON:
(grudgingly). It fits too.
     
    VLADIMIR:
They don't hurt you?
     
    ESTRAGON:
Not yet.
     
    VLADIMIR:
Then you can keep them.
     
    ESTRAGON:
They're too big.
     
    VLADIMIR:
Perhaps you'll have socks some day.
     
    ESTRAGON:
True.
     
    VLADIMIR:
Then you'll keep them?
     
    ESTRAGON:
That's enough about these boots.
     
    VLADIMIR:
Yes, but�
     
    ESTRAGON:
(violently). Enough! (Silence.) I suppose I might as well sit down.
He looks for a place to sit down, then goes and sits down on the mound.
     
    VLADIMIR:
That's where you were sitting yesterday evening.
     
    ESTRAGON:
If I could only sleep.
     
    VLADIMIR:
Yesterday you slept.
     
    ESTRAGON:
I'll try.
He resumes his foetal posture, his head between his knees.
     
    VLADIMIR:
Wait. (He goes over and sits down beside Estragon and begins to sing in a
loud voice.)
Bye bye bye bye
Bye bye�
     
    ESTRAGON:
(looking up angrily). Not so loud!
     
    VLADIMIR:
(softly).
Bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye
Bye bye . . .
Estragon sleeps. Vladimir gets up softly, takes off his coat and lays it across
Estragon's shoulders, then starts walking up and down, swinging his arms to
keep himself warm. Estragon wakes with a start, jumps up, casts about
wildly. Vladimir runs to him, puts his arms around him.) There . . . there . . .
Didi is here . . . don't be afraid . . .
     
    ESTRAGON:
Ah!
     
    VLADIMIR:
There . . . there . . . it's all over.
     
    ESTRAGON:
I was falling�
     
    VLADIMIR:
It's all over, it's all over.
     
    ESTRAGON:
I was on top of a�
     
    VLADIMIR:
Don't tell me! Come, we'll walk it off.
He takes Estragon by the arm and walks him up

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