opened it onto his lap.
âItâs on page three, lower right,â called Clarisse from the kitchen.
A small headline above a short column read, NEW CLUE IN HUSTLER DEATH. Valentine read the first sentence, lost the sense of it, and brushed the newspaper off his lap onto the floor.
âNot ready for the gory details this early?â said Clarisse.
âNot awake.â
âThen donât read the Letters to the Editor either. Some imbecilic woman from Jamaica Plain wrote in, talking about Billy G., saying he was one down and seventy-five thousand to goââ
âNot a bad estimate for a bigot,â remarked Valentine. âThat is, if she was talking about just Boston.â
ââand that she thought it was a good sign that he had been dumped on Scarpettiâs lawn, except that his grass probably wouldnât ever grow there again, and that she hoped someone was seeing to it that the boy wasnât buried in consecrated ground.â
âThatâs great. Find out her address, and later weâll ride by and fire-bomb her house. Thatâll be one bigot down, and two hundred million to go.â
Clarisse tossed the bakery bag into Valentineâs lap. He opened it, handed Clarisse an enormous sweet bun filled with honey and covered with crushed walnuts. He took a second one out for himself.
âThis snow could get on my nerves if it keeps up,â said Clarisse. âMaybe you and I ought to go away somewhere.â
âSure,â said Valentine, âletâs go back to Bermuda. We can stay in that hotel where we metârelive our first happy days togetherââ
âYes,â said Clarisse. âThose happy days when I fell in love with you by the pool, those happy nights in my cabana, and those happy mornings that you spent in bed with the assistant managerââ
âI didnât know quite how to break it to youâ¦â
âI thought your impotence was my faultâbut by the time you got around to me in the evening, you were just worn out. God was I upset when I found out!â
âI would have been impotent without the assistant manager,â smiled Valentine, consolingly.
âSo why did you even try?â
âBecause you were in love with me, and I was in love with your tits. I still am.â
âLetâs go to Rio instead,â said Clarisse. âRioâs great this time of year.â
âI canât afford Rio,â said Valentine.
âYou could if you didnât spend half your salary on a maid for this three-room apartment.â
âI have to have someone to clean. Housecleaning depresses me. Thatâs something else that makes me impotent. I donât even like to watch other people cleaning. Thatâs why Joyce comes in at night, when Iâm at Bonaparteâs.â
âYouâve got the only maid in town who comes in three times a week to watch the late movie!â
âClarisse, Iâm not paying her for the work she does, but for the work that I donât have to do.â
âAnyway, if you werenât supporting Joyce and her two husbands, youâd have enough money to go to Rio.â
âProbably.â Valentine shrugged.
They finished the buns in silence, watching the snow blowing against the bay window.
Clarisse pushed the last bit of pastry into her mouth, licked her fingers, and sat up. âNearly forgot. Guess who called this morning?â
From the tone of her voice he knew. He closed his eyes, dropped his head against the back of the sofa, and groaned. He lifted his head, opened his eyes, and said, âMark.â
âHe called at seven-thirty. Seven-thirty in the morning, can you imagine? To chat?!â
âClarisse, he works at a logging camp. He was probably already on his second morning coffee break. Why did he call?â
âBecause your number is unlisted. He fell in love with you and you wouldnât even give him your
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