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land will pick up the phrases for stuff like
Where is the bathroom
or
Is there a hotel with Internet in this village?
    But he didn’t joke now. “Homeland Security! What in the cotton-picking devil
for
?”
Cotton-picking
was by far Rennie’s favorite epithet.
    “Because the young guy said there’s somethin across the road.And there is, Jim! Somethin you can’t see! People can lean on it! See? They’re doin it now. Or … if you throw a stone against it, it bounces back! Look!” Ernie picked up a stone and threw it. Rennie did not trouble looking to see where it went; he reckoned if it had struck one of the rubberneckers, the fellow would have given a yell. “The truck crashed into it … into the whatever-it-is … and the plane did, too! And so the guy told me to—”
    “Slow down. What guy exactly are we talking about?”
    “He’s a young guy,” Rory Dinsmore said. “He cooks at Sweetbriar Rose. If you ask for a hamburg medium, that’s how you get it. My dad says you can hardly ever get medium, because nobody knows how to cook it, but this guy does.” His face broke into a smile of extraordinary sweetness. “I know his name.”
    “Shut up, Roar,” his brother warned. Mr. Rennie’s face had darkened. In Ollie Dinsmore’s experience, this was the way teachers looked just before they slapped you with a week’s worth of detention.
    Rory, however, paid no mind. “It’s a girl’s name! It’s
Baaarbara.
”
    Just when I think I’ve seen the last of him, that cotton-picker pops up again,
Rennie thought.
That darned useless no-account.
    He turned to Ernie Calvert. The police were almost here, but Rennie thought he had time to put a stop to this latest bit of Barbara-induced lunacy. Not that Rennie saw him around. Nor expected to, not really. How like Barbara to stir up the stew, make a mess, then flee.
    “Ernie,” he said, “you’ve been misinformed.”
    Alden Dinsmore stepped forward. “Mr. Rennie, I don’t see how you can say that, when you don’t know what the information is.”
    Rennie smiled at him. Pulled his lips back, anyway. “I know Dale Barbara, Alden; I have
that
much information.” He turned back to Ernie Calvert. “Now, if you’ll just—”
    “Hush,” Calvert said, holding up a hand. “I got someone.”
    Big Jim Rennie did not like to be hushed, especially by a retired grocery store manager. He plucked the phone from Ernie’s hand as though Ernie were an assistant who had been holding it for just that purpose.
    A voice from the cell phone said, “To whom am I speaking?” Less than half a dozen words, but they were enough to tell Rennie that he was dealing with a bureaucratic son-of-a-buck. The Lord knew he’d dealt with enough of them in his three decades as a town official, and the Feds were the worst.
    “This is James Rennie, Second Selectman of Chester’s Mill. Who are you, sir?”
    “Donald Wozniak, Homeland Security. I understand you have some sort of problem out there on Highway 119. An interdiction of some kind.”
    Interdiction?
Interdiction?
What kind of Fedspeak was that?
    “You have been misinformed, sir,” Rennie said. “What we have is an airplane—a
civilian
plane, a
local
plane—that tried to land on the road and hit a truck. The situation is completely under control. We do not require the aid of Homeland Security.”
    “Mister Rennie,” the farmer said, “that is
not
what happened.”
    Rennie flapped a hand at him and began walking toward the first police cruiser. Hank Morrison was getting out. Big, six-five or so, but basically useless. And behind him, the gal with the big old tiddies. Wettington, her name was, and she was worse than useless: a smart mouth run by a dumb head. But behind
her,
Peter Randolph was pulling up. Randolph was the Assistant Chief, and a man after Rennie’s own heart. A man who could get ’er done. If Randolph had been the duty officer on the night Junior got in trouble at that stupid devilpit of a bar, Big Jim doubted