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drop it.
SnowAngel:
fine
mad maddie:
fine
    Tues, Sept 28, 10:44 PM E.D.T .
mad maddie:
aargh! i am so annoyed at angela!!!
zoegirl:
why? what’d she do?
mad maddie:
oh, nvm. it’s stupid. anyway, i was GOING to give her the personality quiz of the week, but i didn’t, so i’m gonna give it to u instead.
zoegirl:
lay it on me
mad maddie:
it’s called “Discover Ur Inner Dragon.” wanna hear what it said about me?
zoegirl:
sure
mad maddie:
As the mighty Blades of old, your Dragon color is… COPPER. Coppers show up when someone’s about to die. You like to stomp your enemies, incite rebellions, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening your battle aura. Just in case some puny human thinks they can get the drop on you, you’ve got a concealed breath weapon—gigantic masses of Fire. Hey, it’s the tried-and-true way to cook a cow in 0.75 seconds.
zoegirl:
what the…? that is weird, maddie. i don’t even know what it’s talking about.
mad maddie:
it’s talking about how tough i am, that’s what.
zoegirl:
where do you find these things???
mad maddie:
it’s one of my many talents. r u ready to discover your own inner dragon?
zoegirl:
no
mad maddie:
quiz is at gotoquiz.com/what_type_of_dragon_ are_you_6 . report back!
    Tues, Sept 28, 10:59 PM E.D.T .
zoegirl:
got my results.
mad maddie:
and?
zoegirl:
As the Day that cleanses and gives Life, your Dragon color is… WHITE. You reach for spirituality and look down upon the world from the highest mountain peaks. If someone ever threatens you, your Inner Dragon would likely tell you to hit and run, or justplain run. But if they really wanted a fight you’d be an impressive opponent, considering you pack a breath weapon combination of Fire and Lightning. Even the nicest dragons can do some serious damage.
mad maddie:
c?! it’s u to a T, especially the bit about reaching for spirituality. (if that’s what u call flirting with mr. h, anywayz)
zoegirl:
ha ha, very funny
mad maddie:
i’m gonna send the link to angela after all, cuz i have to know what she is. betcha a million her color’s pink.
zoegirl:
do dragons come in pink?
mad maddie:
hell, i didn’t know they came in white.
    Wed, Sept 29, 7:02 PM E.D.T .
mad maddie:
three warm chocolate chip cookies, courtesy of the pillsbury doughboy. IN. MY. BELLY.
SnowAngel:
mmmm.
mad maddie:
guess what? ONLY 1 WEEK AND 2 DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!
SnowAngel:
wh-hoo! *wild, arm-flailing cheerleader jumps*
mad maddie:
i can’t freakin wait. the moms promised to take me to get my license that very afternoon, as soon as school lets out.
SnowAngel:
u scared?
mad maddie:
not about the written part, but i’m jittery about the actual driving part. i know i can do all the stuff, but what if i spaz out with the testing guy there in the car with me?
SnowAngel:
i know. my bday’s not for three more months, but i still get sweaty thinking about it. ESPECIALLY parallel parking.
mad maddie:
did i tell u what happened when my brother took his test?
SnowAngel:
no
mad maddie:
he had to weave the car through these orange cones, and he ran over one with his back tire. the guy who was grading him shook his head and said, “sorry, son. u knock over a cone, ur done.”
SnowAngel:
oh no! that’s TOTALLY gonna happen to me, i know it!
mad maddie:
but when mark pulled forward, the cone sprang back up. the guy looked at the cone, looked at mark, and said, “all right. keep going.”
SnowAngel:
no way! HA!
SnowAngel:
did he end up passing the test?
mad maddie:
barely
SnowAngel:
that’s hilarious
mad maddie:
so i figure that even if i’m nervous, if mark could pass it then surely i can too.
SnowAngel:
r yr parents gonna let u start driving right away? on your own, i mean?
mad maddie:
i’ll have my license, so they’ll have to. it’s the law.
mad maddie:
but yeah, they’re ok with it cuz then i can be their slave girl