sophisticated robot to detect so Threepio considered the question objectively before finally replying, âI donât think so, sir. Iâm only a third-degree âdroid and not very knowledgeable about such things as transatomic physics.â Suddenly,the events of the past couple of days seemed to catch up with him all at once. âAs a matter of fact, young sir,â Threepio went on while looking around him with fresh vision, âIâm not even sure which planet Iâm on.â
Luke chuckled sardonically and assumed a mocking pose. âIf thereâs a bright center to this universe, youâre on the world farthest from it.â
âYes, Luke sir.â
The youth shook his head irritably. âNever mind the âsirââitâs just Luke. And this world is called Tatooine.â
Threepio nodded slightly. âThank you, Luke sâLuke. I am See Threepio, human-droid relations specialist.â He jerked a casual metal thumb back toward the recharge unit. âThat is my companion, Artoo Detoo.â
âPleased to meet you, Threepio,â Luke said easily. âYou too, Artoo.â Walking across the garage, he checked a gauge on the smaller machineâs front panel, then gave a grunt of satisfaction. As he began unplugging the charge cord he saw something which made him frown and lean close.
âSomething wrong, Luke?â Threepio inquired.
Luke went to a nearby tool wall and selected a small many-armed device. âI donât know yet, Threepio.â
Returning to the recharger, Luke bent over Artoo and began scraping at several bumps in the small âdroidâs top with a chromed pick. Occasionally he jerked back sharply as bits of corrosion were flicked into the air by the tiny tool.
Threepio watched, interested, as Luke worked. âThereâs a lot of strange carbon scoring here of a type Iâm not familiar with. Looks like youâve both seen a lot of action out of the ordinary.â
âIndeed, sir,â Threepio admitted, forgetting to drop thehonorific. This time Luke was too absorbed elsewhere to correct him. âSometimes Iâm amazed weâre in as good shape as we are.â He added as an afterthought, while still shying away from the thrust of Lukeâs question. âWhat with the rebellion and all.â
Despite his caution, it seemed to Threepio that he must have given something away, for an almost jawa-like blaze appeared in Lukeâs eyes. âYou know about the rebellion against the Empire?â he demanded.
âIn a way,â Threepio confessed reluctantly. âThe rebellion was responsible for our coming into your service. We are refugees, you see.â He did not add from where.
Not that Luke appeared to care. â
Refugees!
Then I
did
see a space battle!â He rambled on rapidly, excited. âTell me where youâve beenâin how many encounters. How is the rebellion going? Does the Empire take it seriously? Have you seen many ships destroyed?â
âA bit slower, please, sir,â Threepio pleaded. âYou misinterpret our status. We were innocent bystanders. Our involvement with the rebellion was of the most marginal nature.
âAs to battles, we were in several, I think. It is difficult to tell when one is not directly in contact with the actual battle machinery.â He shrugged neatly. âBeyond that, there is not much to say. Remember, sir, I am little more than a cosmeticized interpreter and not very good at telling stories or relating histories, and even less proficient at embellishing them. I am a very literal machine.â
Luke turned away, disappointed, and returned to his cleaning of Artoo Detoo. Additional scraping turned up something puzzling enough to demand his full attention. A small metal fragment was tightly lodged between two bar conduits that would normally form a linkage. Settingdown the delicate pick, Luke switched to a larger