my own sake. Besides, the idea that I could help him made me feel strong. It compensated for the seventy-pound, six-inch discrepancy between us. So I set about teaching Justin that cynicism was an invaluable buffer between a personâs heart and the outside world. Again and again I told him to forget the books, the ideals. And when telling didnât work, I went further. I took extreme measures to show Justin that we lived in a world of hard evidence, of fact. If only heâd listened.
***
I finished my sandwich and headed to chemistry before the bell. Ever since yesterdayâs flash mob, the halls had echoed with menace. It was only 1 p.m. and already the afternoon had descended into a minor key. The English teachers in the lounge were willfully ignoring the ominous feeling that pervaded, consumed as they were by their Harold Bloom, and I envied their selfish persistence.
âJonah!â
Iâd just entered the main stairwell and looked up to see the exophthalmic orbs that were Pasternakâs eyes. He was rippling the tips of his fingersâindex, middle, ring, pinkieâat nervous speed. He looked like a fly preening. âCan you come up here?â his voice boomed down from on high. An interrogation was at hand.
When I finally reached Pasternakâs landing, he glanced around. Down, up, left, right. We were alone in the cold, cylindrical space. It resembled a belfry, but instead of bells overhead there was only a dirty skylight.
âIf youâd been in the refectory yesterday . . . I arrived just before the mob ended.â Pasternak looked at me like he expected me to say something about this. Like I knew something about it. âYouâve read
Nineteen Eighty-four,
right?â He scratched his thinning hair with a jaundiced finger. âOf course you have. Itâs been on the eighth-grade English curriculum for two decades.â
What did he want me to say? Yes, kids played pranks, but there were more than a few who yearned to be the heroes of their own epic story, who turned their books into bibles and worshiped them with religious zeal.
âJonahââ Pasternak pursed his lips, looked past me down the stairs. âDo you know how that recording made its way onto the intercom?â
Why was he asking me this question? I shook my head.
âYou donât?â His bug eyes seemed to pop inches from his face. He nodded absently. âWell, do you know how Prisomâs Party managed to hack into the Community Councilâs email?â
âAre you insinuating something about my involvement in all this?â As obsequious as Pasternak had been since my arrival, it was difficult to shake the old indignities. Sometimes he still seemed to consider me a kind of antimatter in the school, unpredictable and destructive.
âInsinuating? Jonah, Iâm asking for you toââ
âIâm sorry,â I interrupted. âBut I have students to teach.â And I left him there in the stairwell.
Iris
September 2012
I COULDNâT GET a meeting with Katie Milford for a full twenty-four hours after the flash mob, and when I finally snagged five minutes with her, she rejected my proposed investigation of the event outright.
âDo I need to break down for you what happened, Iris?â she said, shoving a stack of edited news copy off a chair and pointing at me to sit down.
âNo,â I mumbled, and sat.
âFor starters,â Katie said, pacing in front of my chair, âPrisomâs Party hacked into the Community Councilâs email account and sent out instructions for a flash mob. They then asked the student body to verbally attack a weak underclassman, Marvin Breckinridge, whose sister Mary happened to be a huge liar but who himself never hurt anybody. And, finally, this action âprovedâ that the school is full of mindless robots. Now youâre telling me you want to smear this iniquity across the front page? Do you
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