faggot.â
âSo is that hairdresser youâre so eager to sit next to Thursday night.â
âDarling, thatâs quite different. Philippe is a great artist.â
âAnyway, Iâm not interested in that son. Iâm interested in Noah Liebling.â
âThe son still lives at one thousand. With his mother. They say the Lieblings have ruined that wonderful old building. Nobody lives there anymore.â
âFunny, but I walked past the building the other day. It looked fully occupied.â
âI mean nobody we know. Park between Seventy-sixth and Ninety-sixth has gone way, way downhill. And the sister who calls herself a countess. Everybody says the title is bogus.â
âIâm not interested in the sister, either.â
âAnd the father was a bootlegger. He had people killed.â
âThe old man got his start in Canada, during Prohibition. But there was no Prohibition up there. So you canât call him a bootlegger. Everything he did was perfectly legal. Meanwhile, his son Noahââ
âOh, Noah Liebling is all right, I suppose. Heâs almost attractive. But itâs her, his wife, that nobody can stand.â
âWhatâs wrong with her?â
âOh, itâs so hard to explain,â she says. âSheâs so pushy, so climby, so enthusiastic. She smiles too much. Sheâs too friendly. She doesnât talk about the things people like us talk about. She bubbles. She bounces. She doesnât wear black at night. She doesnât even frost her hair.â
âWhatâs wrong with a bubbly, bouncy woman?â
âNew York women donât bubble and bounce. They just donât, which is why sheâs never fitted in. Sheâs from somewhere like Kansas, and she has a Kansas sort of face. People do imitations of Carol Liebling, and that sort of thing. When she first came to New York, she thought Porthault was only sheets. Sheâd never heard of the towels. Someone had to explain to her what Rigaud candles were.â
âOf course, you, growing up in Cicero, Illinois, knew all about things like that,â he says with more than a trace of sarcasm in his voice.
âMaybe not! But when I knew I was going to marry you, I learnedâand I learned fast! And I learned to do party talk. Sheâs never learned that. Sheâll get on a subject and just stick to it.â
âWhen I first met you, Georgette, all you knew how to say was, âPlease raise your seat backs, place your tray tables in a fully locked and upright position, make sure that all carry-on luggage is securely stowed beneath the seat in front of you, and pass all plastic cups and glassesâââ
âSo what! So I was a flight attendant! I wanted to better myself, and I did! Look where I am todayâ le plus bien placé ! Patsy Collingwood probably isnât even going to have her dinner party if you and I canât be there. She as much as said so.â
âYou bettered yourself, all right. Thanks to me.â
âOkayâthanks to you!â
âAnd my money.â
âOkayâand your goddamned money. You got what you married me for, too! The best blow job you ever had!â
âOne of the things I married you for,â he says evenly, âwas to do as youâre told. And Iâm telling you I want you to do something about Noah Liebling and his wife.â
âWhy? Tell me why you want me to entertain them?â
âBecause I want his business, thatâs why. Old lady Liebling is getting up there in years. The old battle-ax canât live forever. Sheâs either going to die or retire, and when she does one of those two things, the son is going to take over the company, and when that happens I want his business. Do you realize that for all the years the old battle-ax has been running Ingrahams, the biggest distiller in the world, sheâs never placed a single order from my bottling
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