opened them. Janeenâs eyes were already open. Inches apart, we stared at each other. She broke off and drank more lager.
She ruffled my hair. âI am the best, arenât I?â
I said the only thing that could be said, âYou are the best.â
âYou know what I figure?â she said. âWe could have pussyfooted around. But at the end of it all, I fancy you, you fancy me, so why not just get on with it?â
âA good philosophy,â I said. âSo does that mean weâre going to bed later too?â
âYou are a dirty beast.â Another wet kiss. âI donât normally sleep with guys Iâve only just met. But seeing as you asked so nicelyâ¦â
âYouâll make an exception for me?â
âGod, I love kissing you.â She straddled me, her knees on the banquette and her blonde hair hanging in a light curtain about our cheeks.
âYou donât like kissing me. You just like kissing,â I said.
âI can like both, canât I?â
âCourse you can.â I slipped my hands under her T-shirt and my fingers roamed about her back. âSo along with being an A-grade kisser, are you also an A-grade lover?â
She smiled at me, wicked, taunting. âWhat do you think, my dirty, dirty, little beast?â
âWellâ¦â I let the word drag out. âYouâre not a virgin. At least,
I donât think you are.â
âDirty,â she said, kissing me again. âSo very, very dirty.â
âIâm not dirty,â I said. âIâm just cheeky.â
I think I was enjoying the banter more than the actual kissing. Was it possible that I would be able to laugh her into bed with me? I was thinking about it very clinically. Itâs not that I wanted to have sex with Janeen, but I didnât not want it either. I was curious. I had never once come close to sleeping with a woman that Iâd only just met. So, from that point of view at least, I was up for it. It was something new and fresh and untried and therefore, almost by definition, had to be experienced.
I idly looked over Janeenâs shoulder. Darren was staring at us. He was drinking a pint of lager and just standing there watching us. I had not seen him since weâd left him at the hotel to go swimming.
âDonât look now,â I whispered in Janeenâs ear. âDarrenâs watching the floor show.â
She turned round and gave him the finger. âHavenât you got anything better to do than watch us snog?â
He glowered, drank more lager and walked off.
âBless,â Janeen said. âHe can be really sweet.â
âJust jealous,â I said. âI bet once upon a time, it was him who you were snogging in the snug.â
âRight where youâre sitting now,â she said. âThough snogging was only the half of it.â
âAnyway, moving swiftly on.â
âYes, what were we talking about?
âWe were talking about your virginity,â I said. âDid you really offer it up to me tonight?â
âPlease donât be gentle with me.â
It was my turn to laugh. Normally, Iâm the one with the rapier repartee, but Janeen could more than hold her own.
Oliver poked his head into the snug. âAt last I have found you!â he said. âMay I have the pleasure of buying you lost lovers something to drink?â
âYou certainly can,â Janeen said. She wanted another lager top.
âA lager top?â he said. âWhat is the top?â
âLime cordial,â she said. âThough blackcurrantâs all right.â
âI will try it.â He shambled off to get the drinks.
We went back to kissing. Suddenly there was a terrific crash from the bar, followed immediately by the sound of shattering glass. Everything was still.
Janeen broke off and looked at me quizzically.
âSounds like itâll be another few minutes before
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