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Authors: Kelvin MacKenzie
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January 1, 2013
@God
*Launches Earth 2.0*
09.02am, January 1, 2013
THE TWITTER MANIFESTO
To be banned from Twitter:
1. Public sector workers
2. Anyone from Scotland
3. People who explicitly ask celebrities for an ‘RT’
4. Fat people (see 2)
5. Tweeters who cannot make their point in 130 characters or less. (In these times of austerity we’re going to need those 10 characters back…)
6. Anyone who sends rude Tweets to Piers Morgan
7. Anyone who sends polite Tweets to Piers Morgan
8. People who apologise ‘for not Tweeting’ after a mere one-day Twitter silence
9. MPs whose first name is Tom and surname is Watson
10. Anyone who has time to Tweet more than once a week
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ePub ISBN 978 1 78219 048 6
Mobi ISBN 978 1 78219 054 7
PDF ISBN 978 1 78219 061 5
First published in paperback in 2012
ISBN: 978–1–85782–822–1
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or in any form or by any means, without the prior permission in writing of the publisher, nor be otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed on the subsequent publisher.
British Library Cataloguing-in-Publication Data:
A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.
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Printed in Great Britain by CPI Group (UK) Ltd
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© Text copyright Chas Newkey-Burden and Kelvin MacKenzie 2012
Papers used by John Blake Publishing are natural, recyclable products made from wood grown in sustainable forests. The manufacturing processes conform to the environmental regulations of the country of origin.
Every attempt has been made to contact the relevant copyright-holders, but some were unobtainable. We would be grateful if the appropriate people could contact us.
@God
*Launches Earth 2.0*
09.02am, January 1, 2013
THE TWITTER MANIFESTO
To be banned from Twitter:
1. Public sector workers
2. Anyone from Scotland
3. People who explicitly ask celebrities for an ‘RT’
4. Fat people (see 2)
5. Tweeters who cannot make their point in 130 characters or less. (In these times of austerity we’re going to need those 10 characters back…)
6. Anyone who sends rude Tweets to Piers Morgan
7. Anyone who sends polite Tweets to Piers Morgan
8. People who apologise ‘for not Tweeting’ after a mere one-day Twitter silence
9. MPs whose first name is Tom and surname is Watson
10. Anyone who has time to Tweet more than once a week
Copyright
Published by John Blake Publishing Ltd,
3 Bramber Court, 2 Bramber Road,
London W14 9PB, England
www.johnblakepublishing.co.uk
www.facebook.com/johnblakepub
twitter.com/johnblakepub
This eBook is copyright material and must not be copied, reproduced, transferred, distributed, leased, licensed or publicly performed or used in any way except as specifically permitted in writing by the publishers, as allowed under the terms and conditions under which it was purchased or as strictly permitted by applicable copyright law. Any unauthorised distribution or use of this text may be a direct infringement of the author’s and publisher’s rights and those may be liable in law accordingly.
ePub ISBN 978 1 78219 048 6
Mobi ISBN 978 1 78219 054 7
PDF ISBN 978 1 78219 061 5
First published in paperback in 2012
ISBN: 978–1–85782–822–1
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or in any form or by any means, without the prior permission in writing of the publisher, nor be otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed on the subsequent publisher.
British Library Cataloguing-in-Publication Data:
A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.
Design by www.envydesign.co.uk
Printed in Great Britain by CPI Group (UK) Ltd
1 3 5 7 9 10 8 6 4 2
© Text copyright Chas Newkey-Burden and Kelvin MacKenzie 2012
Papers used by John Blake Publishing are natural, recyclable products made from wood grown in sustainable forests. The manufacturing processes conform to the environmental regulations of the country of origin.
Every attempt has been made to contact the relevant copyright-holders, but some were unobtainable. We would be grateful if the appropriate people could contact us.
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