can’t say anything; he hasn’t even made an offer.’ Thomas sighed. ‘Not that it’ll make any difference.’ He’d noticed his son talking to Constance Beresford. Thomas cleared his throat. ‘So will you be fucking Constance Beresford tonight?’ he asked impertinently. Because Charles had rarely heard his father swear so coarsely, he jerked his face around in astonishment. He was confronted with a knowing smile. ‘Yes.’ He said simply, swallowing the shock that his father would even know her. ‘She’s good.’ Thomas said. ‘I sampled her wares last year, while I was still debating asking Victoria to dance and I have to say it was a very satisfying experience.’ He laughed then, ‘and I promise not compare notes tomorrow at breakfast!’ ‘I find that disconcerting.’ Charles said and quirked an eyebrow at his father. ‘Both Robin and I sampled her goods before I went to Spain and I thought she was good then.’ ‘She’s better now. Another four years experience, it makes a great deal of difference.’ ‘At least you won’t have to worry about paternity.’ ‘No. She’s barren.’ Thomas said softly. ‘We all know it. So does Rochdale, that’s why he set her up with the townhouse.’ He sighed. ‘I should think he’ll divorce her next year and find a new wife to give him an heir.’ Charles looked at his father abruptly. It was something in the tone of his voice. ‘He’s asked for Kitty, hasn’t he?’ he asked tightly. ‘And I refused.’ Thomas said and smiled gently. ‘I couldn’t possibly see my little Kitty married to an old man. She doesn’t need his title or his money. He can have one of the debs that is being pressured for a title.’ He sighed deeply. ‘I just wanted to warn you, that’s all. I know you had a thing for Connie before Spain, but she has become a harlot and I would hate to see you trapped by her.’ ‘I told Kitty earlier, if I wanted a wife at the moment I’d be talking to Louise Trenchard.’ Charles said softly. ‘All I want is a fuck!’ and they both laughed heartily. ‘I’ll send the plain coach back for you.’ Thomas clapped his son on the shoulder. ‘I would advise you to lie back and let her do all the work. She much prefers it that way.’ Chapter 5 It was the punch bowl, this time. It was on an octagonal occasional table. Three ladies were just filling their cups when there was a loud crack and a leg gave way under the weight of the huge glass punch bowl. With graceful inevitability the bowl slid off the table, shattered on the floor into a million razor edged shards and the contents burst across the ballroom in a tidal wave. The waltz had finished and Richard asked if Kitty would like some punch. She smiled coyly again and nodded her head. ‘That would be lovely, thank you.’ She murmured and Richard held out his arm. Kitty delicately rested her fingers on his forearm and they walked over to the Punch. Richard filled two cups and bravely drank it while he stood with Kitty. They continued to chat and she was telling him about childhood escapades with Charles. ‘Well, he hid in mother’s armoire and I couldn’t find him for well over an hour. Even Robin was becoming impatient with him. In the end Mama told me where he was and I flew up the stairs into Mama’s room, yanked open the door to find him wrapped up in so much silk that he couldn’t get out.’ Kitty took another sip of her punch. ‘That’s awful.’ She said with a look of distaste. ‘What on earth is in it?’ she finished as she turned, placed her cup on the table and turned back. She had barely taken a step when the table leg gave a loud crack. To Richard it sounded like a pistol shot, but out of the corner of his eye he saw the punch bowl lilt sideways. Years of military service had honed his reflexes and in an instant his right arm clutched at Kitty’s waist as he swept her off her feet and forward out of the bowls trajectory and as the contents spilled out, he caught