âSay what now?â
Veronica squeals. âBaby chicks?â She scrambles over the top of the sofa, falls onto the floor, stands and brushes herself off, and then speed walks to the bathroom.
Paige untangles her legs and rises gracefully as ever, following behind. I bring up the rear. All three of us peer into the bathtub at the fuzzy balls of yellow. âOhhh,â whispers Veronica. âTheyâre sooooo cute!â
âTheyâre so cute, but what are they doing here ?â Paige asks, leaning closer.
And then something else comes back to me.
âWait, I just remembered. Max! Max was in here this morning when I tried to get in to see my eyebrow. I bet Max knows what theyâre doing here and where Anna Marie is! God, Iâm such an idiot for not thinking of that when we were upstairs earlier. I swear, something is happening to my brain today.â
âMax,â Paige growls. We crash into each other trying to get out of the bathroom at the same time, then half tiptoe, half march across the floor, dodging chips and candy in our effort to get to Anna Marieâs bratty brother as fast as we possibly can.
Turns out, we donât have far to go.
The second we reach the stairs, we come face-to-face with Maxâs video camera.
âGir-rrrrrls,â he says in this singsongy voice. âSay something to my fans on YouTube.â
âIâm gonna squash you, you brat,â Paige says at the same time as I ask, âHow long have you been taping us?â
âLong enough,â Max answers with a giggle, handing his camera to his little friend. âLock this in the treasure chest in my room and wait for me,â he orders. The friend scrambles up the stairs, and Max turns back to us with his annoying I may be the devil, and thereâs nothing you can do about it grin.
âIâm not kidding, Max. Iâm gonna make your life miserable, and not even your sister will be able to protect you. Ifsheâd even want to, which I doubt. Where is she?â Paige asks.
Maxâs smug smile falls off his face, and his forehead crinkles in confusion. âWhereâs who?â he asks.
âYour sister , you stink breath. And believe me, Iâm calling you a million worse names in my head right now.â
âWhat do you mean, whereâs my sister? Sheâs down here with you. Why wouldnât she be?â
I clasp my fingers around Paigeâs arm and squeeze. âIs he telling the truth right now?â
Paige squints into Maxâs face. He blinks, the picture of perfect innocence, and even though I know how fast he can summon that expression whenever Mrs. Guerrero is about to bust him for something, I have to admit itâs convincing. Paige speaks very softly and gently. âAre you saying you donât know where your sister is?â
âAre you saying you donât know where my sister is?â Max counters.
Veronica pipes up from behind me. âNot a clue. Well, thatâs not true. We do have clues. There are the chicks in the bathtub, for starters, and theââ
âThe chicks!â What is wrong with me that I forgot about them AGAIN? âMax, you were in the bathroom this morning when I tried to get in. What were you doing down here? Where did those chicks come from?â
Max continues to look confused. âHow should I knowwhere they came from? I was just using the bathroom,â he says. âFigured Iâd stink up yours instead of mine.â
âGross.â Seriously. So gross.
âCome to think of it, I did think they were a little weird.â Max shrugs and lifts his eyes to examine the ceiling.
Paige studies him carefully. âAre you telling me you . . . did your business . . . in front of sixteen baby chicks, and you only thought it was a little weird ?â
âWhat can I say? Iâm a dude.â Max shrugs again.
âHe has a point there.â I may be an
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