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own father makes dinner for himself but not for you because it slipped his mind that you were there.”
    “You’re making that up,” I finally said. “That doesn’t happen.”
    “Oh yeah? Come to my house for dinner sometime.”

    The Schwa hadn’t really meant it as an invitation, but I took it as one. I was curious. I had to know just what kind of home environment could turn out an invisible-ish kid. That, and I wanted to know more about his mysteriously missing mother, but I didn’t dare tell him that. I figured his reluctance to talk about his home life must have been because he was embarrassed about it—like maybe he lived in a broken-down shack, or something.
    The Schwa lived at the edge of our neighborhood, on a street I never had been on before. When I arrived there, I have to say I was disappointed by what I saw. It was a row of small two-story homes, packed in tight, with driveways in between. His house wasn’t invisible. It wasn’t even unnoticeable. In fact, it stood out. All the other homes on the street had fake plastic siding. You know the stuff—plastic that’s supposed to look like aluminum that’s supposed to look like wood. While the rest ofthe homes were white, eggshell, or light blue, the Schwa’s house was canary yellow. I had to double-check the address to make sure I had the right place. The front yard was well cared for. There was even a little bubbling rock fountain in the corner that appeared to actually be made of rock and not Pisher Plastic. It was
exemplary
, to borrow a word I missed on my last vocabulary test: the perfect example of what a front yard should be.
    There was a doormat that said: IF YOU LIVED HERE , YOU ’ D BE HOME RIGHT NOW , AND I ’ D HAVE NO MORTGAGE . I could hear music playing somewhere inside. Guitar. I rang the bell, and in a moment the door opened and no one appeared to be standing there.
    “Hi, Schwa.”
    “Hi, Antsy.” The shadows fell just the right way to camouflage him against the rest of the room. I blinked a few times, and he came into focus. He didn’t sound particularly pleased that I was there. It was more like he was resigned to the fact. He showed me in and introduced me to his father.
    They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, but looking at the Schwa and his father, I would say the apple rolled clear into an orange grove. The man was about as un-Schwa-like as could be. He wore white overalls with paint stains all over them—the Schwa had said he was a housepainter. Right now he wasn’t painting, he was sitting in the living room playing a twelve-string guitar—I mean
really
playing, not just strumming. He had a ponytail with a few strands of gray, the same color as his guitar strings.
    Not only was he visible, but he actually stood out.
    “Are you sure you’re not adopted?” I asked. But I could tellthere was enough of a resemblance to make DNA testing unnecessary.
    “I look like him,” Schwa said, “but in most other ways I take after my mother.”
    At the mention of his mother, I casually looked around for any sign of her, but there were no pictures, no feminine touches.
    “Hey, Dad, this is my friend Antsy.”
    Mr. Schwa continued to play, not noticing.
    “Dad,” said the Schwa, a bit louder this time. Still he just played his guitar. The Schwa sighed.
    “Mr. Schwa?” I said.
    He stopped playing immediately and looked around, a bit bewildered. “Oh—you must be Calvin’s friend,” he said. “I’ll go get him.”
    “I’m right here, Dad.”
    “Did you offer your friend something to drink?”
    “You want something to drink?” the Schwa asked.
    “No.”
    “He says no.”
    “Is your friend staying for dinner?”
    “Yeah,” I said, then whispered to the Schwa, “I thought you told him I was coming.”
    “I did,” said the Schwa. “Twice.”
    It turns out the Schwa’s father was terminally absentminded. There were little notes everywhere to remind him of things. The refrigerator was so full of