The Roominghouse Madrigals

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they’ll
    walk all over it, and I walked out
    and phoned a gal I knew from South Philly and she met
    me on Olvera Street and we went into a fancy place
    and ate and drank and this big female kept
    whirling her fans and shaking her ass in my face
    and the South Philly broad got mad and I laughed
    and a little Mexican mean as a tarantula
    kept asking us to keep quiet and I asked him out
    in the alley and he went and I took him quite
    easily and I felt like Hemingway and I took the
    S. Philly broad to my room and I told her all about
    the opera
              how the people were so nicely dressed
              and applauded all the time
              whether it was good or bad
    and we slept real good that night
    the rain coming down on our heads
    through the open window
    but I kept thinking of the bigassed Mexican gal
    with the fans who kept shaking it
    and I don’t think she was kidding
    because I am real handsome
    and educated
    and someday I’m going to give up
    drinking and smoking and whoring
    and kneel and pray in the Sunday sunshine
    while they are killing the beautiful bulls
    and selling their ears and tails in
    Tiajuana, and I’m going to the opera,
    I’m going to the opera and have 12 guys
    working for me for
    80 dollars a week, including half-days on
    Saturdays and no
    hangovers on
    Monday.
     

Letter from the North
     
     
    my friend writes of rejection and editors,
    and how he has visited K. or R. or W.,
    and am I in S.#12 ? he will have a poem in there,
    and T. has written him from Florida
    but rejected his poems; R. sleeps in the printshop
    and T. chided him mercilessly…
    met editor of the X. Review in the street,
    and editor acted like he was kicked in the nuts
    when he found out who he was
    and pressed him for opinion of poems;
    it does good to corner these guys sometime,
    flush them outa the brush;
    ad agencies have forgotten him, and W. is taking
    too long to read his book; only got $5
    for reading at the Unicorn,
    phoned K. of the W. Review , sounds like a sharp guy;
    and he thinks he is done with R.;
    encloses some clippings for my amusement:
    his name in a newspaper column;
    he’ll have to call R. again: S. is lecturing at
    the university
    and he can’t bear to go; M. is a homo,
    C. can’t make up his mind and P. is mad at him
    because he drank beer in front of N.
    nothing but rejects but he knows his stuff is good.
    L. was there to borrow a pack of Pall Malls, bastard makes
    him sick, always whining…
    B. writes that P. is in trouble, they must organize
    a benefit;
    awful discouraged. not even money for stamps.
    dead without stamps. write me, he says,
    I got the blues.
     
 
    write you? about what, my friend?
    I’m only interested in
    poetry.
     

The Best Way to Get Famous Is to Run Away
     
     
    I found a loose cement slab outside the icecream store,
    tossed it aside and began to dig; the earth was
    soft and full of worms and soon I was in to my
    waist, size 36;
    a crowd gathered but stepped back before my shots
    of mud,
    and by the time the police came, I was in below
    my head,
    frightening gophers, eels and finding bits of golden
    inlaid skull,
    and they asked me, are you looking for oil, treasure,
    gold, the end of China? are you looking for love, God,
    a lost key chain? and little girls dripping icecream
    peered into my darkness, and a psychiatrist came
    and a
    college professor and a movie actress in a bikini, and
    a Russian spy and a French spy and an English spy,
    and a drama critic and a bill collector and an old
    girl friend, and they all asked me, what are you
    looking
    for? and soon it began to rain…atomic submarines
    changed course, Tuesday Weld hid behind a newspaper,
    Jean-Paul Sartre rolled in his sleep, and my hole
    filled
    with water; I came out black as Africa, shooting
    stars
    and epitaphs, my pockets full of lovely worms,
    and they took me to their jail and gave me a shower
    and a nice cell, rent-free, and even now the people
    are picketing in my cause, and I have

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