nuttens!”
Obi-Wan bent over Jar Jar Binks, his eyes directed out the viewport. “Why were you banished, Jar Jar?” he asked.
The Gungan made a series of small smacking sounds with his billed lips. “Tis kinda long story, but keeping dis short, me … oh, oh, ahhh … kinda clumsy.”
“You were banished because you’re clumsy?” Obi-Wan exclaimed in disbelief.
The bongo turned down through an open stretch of water between two huge coral shelves. Neither the Jedi nor the Gungan saw the dark shape that detached itself from the larger outcropping and began to track them.
Jar Jar squirmed. “Me cause mebbe one or two little bitty axaudents. Boom da gasser, crash der Bosses’ hey-blibber. Den dey banish me.”
Obi-Wan was not entirely sure what Jar Jar was tellinghim. But before he could ask for clarification, there was a loud thump as something struck the bongo, causing it to lurch sharply to one side. A huge crustacean with multiple legs and massive jaws ringed with teeth had hooked them with its long tongue and was drawing them steadily toward its widespread maw.
“Opee sea killer!” Jar Jar cried in dismay. “We doomed!”
“Full speed ahead, Jar Jar!” Qui-Gon ordered quickly, watching the jaws open behind them.
But instead of pushing the throttles forward, Jar Jar panicked and jammed them into reverse, causing the little ship to fly directly into the mouth of their attacker. The bongo slammed into the back of the monster’s throat with a heavy thump that sent the Jedi reeling over the seats and into the walls. Rows of jagged teeth began to close about them as the lights on the control panel flickered uncertainly.
“Oh, oh,” Jar Jar Binks said.
Obi-Wan leapt quickly back into the copilot’s seat. “Here, give me the controls!”
He seized the throttles and steering apparatus and shoved everything into forward, full speed ahead. To his surprise, the opee sea killer’s mouth opened with a spasmodic jerk, and they shot through its teeth as if from a laser cannon.
“We free! We free!” Jar Jar was jumping about in his seat, ecstatic over their good fortune.
But a quick glance back revealed that they were lucky for a different reason than they thought. The opee sea killer was caught in the jaws of a creature so huge that it dwarfed even the beast it was eating. A long, eel-like hunter with clawed forelegs, rear fins, and a wicked pairof jaws was crunching the sea killer into tiny bits and swallowing it down eagerly.
“Sando aqua monster, oh, oh!” Jar Jar Binks moaned, burying his face in his hands.
Obi-Wan increased power, trying to put more distance between themselves and this newest threat. The sando aqua monster disappeared behind them, but the lights of the bongo were flickering ominously. The little craft dived deeper, penetrating the planet’s core. Suddenly something exploded inside a control panel behind them, showering the cabin with sparks. Seams split overhead, and water began leaking through the bongo’s outer skin.
“Master,” Obi-Wan said as the power-drive whine took a sudden dive, “we’re losing power.”
Qui-Gon was working over the troubled control panel, head lowered. “Stay calm. We’re not in trouble yet.”
“Not yet!” Jar Jar had lost all pretense of calm and was flailing about in his seat. “Monstairs out dere! Leakin in here. We sinkin with no power! Yous nuts! When yous think we in trubble?”
With that, the lights inside the bongo went completely black. Jar Jar Binks had his answer.
In the conference room of the lead battleship of the Trade Federation fleet, a hologram of Darth Sidious towered over Nute Gunray and Rune Haako. The Neimoidian viceroy and his lieutenant stood motionless before it, reddish orange eyes fixed and staring, reptilian faces betraying every bit of the fear that held them paralyzed.
The black-cloaked figure of Darth Sidious regarded them silently. There was no hint of expression on his shadowed countenance, which was
Obi-Wan bent over Jar Jar Binks, his eyes directed out the viewport. “Why were you banished, Jar Jar?” he asked.
The Gungan made a series of small smacking sounds with his billed lips. “Tis kinda long story, but keeping dis short, me … oh, oh, ahhh … kinda clumsy.”
“You were banished because you’re clumsy?” Obi-Wan exclaimed in disbelief.
The bongo turned down through an open stretch of water between two huge coral shelves. Neither the Jedi nor the Gungan saw the dark shape that detached itself from the larger outcropping and began to track them.
Jar Jar squirmed. “Me cause mebbe one or two little bitty axaudents. Boom da gasser, crash der Bosses’ hey-blibber. Den dey banish me.”
Obi-Wan was not entirely sure what Jar Jar was tellinghim. But before he could ask for clarification, there was a loud thump as something struck the bongo, causing it to lurch sharply to one side. A huge crustacean with multiple legs and massive jaws ringed with teeth had hooked them with its long tongue and was drawing them steadily toward its widespread maw.
“Opee sea killer!” Jar Jar cried in dismay. “We doomed!”
“Full speed ahead, Jar Jar!” Qui-Gon ordered quickly, watching the jaws open behind them.
But instead of pushing the throttles forward, Jar Jar panicked and jammed them into reverse, causing the little ship to fly directly into the mouth of their attacker. The bongo slammed into the back of the monster’s throat with a heavy thump that sent the Jedi reeling over the seats and into the walls. Rows of jagged teeth began to close about them as the lights on the control panel flickered uncertainly.
“Oh, oh,” Jar Jar Binks said.
Obi-Wan leapt quickly back into the copilot’s seat. “Here, give me the controls!”
He seized the throttles and steering apparatus and shoved everything into forward, full speed ahead. To his surprise, the opee sea killer’s mouth opened with a spasmodic jerk, and they shot through its teeth as if from a laser cannon.
“We free! We free!” Jar Jar was jumping about in his seat, ecstatic over their good fortune.
But a quick glance back revealed that they were lucky for a different reason than they thought. The opee sea killer was caught in the jaws of a creature so huge that it dwarfed even the beast it was eating. A long, eel-like hunter with clawed forelegs, rear fins, and a wicked pairof jaws was crunching the sea killer into tiny bits and swallowing it down eagerly.
“Sando aqua monster, oh, oh!” Jar Jar Binks moaned, burying his face in his hands.
Obi-Wan increased power, trying to put more distance between themselves and this newest threat. The sando aqua monster disappeared behind them, but the lights of the bongo were flickering ominously. The little craft dived deeper, penetrating the planet’s core. Suddenly something exploded inside a control panel behind them, showering the cabin with sparks. Seams split overhead, and water began leaking through the bongo’s outer skin.
“Master,” Obi-Wan said as the power-drive whine took a sudden dive, “we’re losing power.”
Qui-Gon was working over the troubled control panel, head lowered. “Stay calm. We’re not in trouble yet.”
“Not yet!” Jar Jar had lost all pretense of calm and was flailing about in his seat. “Monstairs out dere! Leakin in here. We sinkin with no power! Yous nuts! When yous think we in trubble?”
With that, the lights inside the bongo went completely black. Jar Jar Binks had his answer.
In the conference room of the lead battleship of the Trade Federation fleet, a hologram of Darth Sidious towered over Nute Gunray and Rune Haako. The Neimoidian viceroy and his lieutenant stood motionless before it, reddish orange eyes fixed and staring, reptilian faces betraying every bit of the fear that held them paralyzed.
The black-cloaked figure of Darth Sidious regarded them silently. There was no hint of expression on his shadowed countenance, which was
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