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have to . . .â I tried to ease around the three coyotes who were blocking my path. When I moved, they moved. They didnât intend to let me out of there, is the way it looked.
âStay, not leave,â the chief went on. âOld coyote tradition, adopt brave dog, make brother.â
âBrave? Well, I can set you straight on that. You see . . .â
âTogether we kill many chicken, eat cat every day, howl at moon, oh boy.â
âI donât know about eating cat. I never . . .â I tried again to edge around those three bruisers, but they pushed me back.
â Dog not leave, â said the chief.
âYes sir.â
âMaybe later marry daughter, have many pup. Everybody happy but Scraunch. Too bad. He not understand secret.â
There was no chance of me getting out of there, so I walked over to the chief. âYou figgered out the secret?â
He laughed and nodded his head. âOh yes, berry much.â
âWhat did you figger out?â
Gut glanced over his shoulders and brought his mouth right next to my ear. âSecret too secret to tell.â
âYou got it, all right, you sure did.â
We had a good laugh, me and Old Gut, but I doubt that we were laughing about the same thing.
Chapter Nine: Me Just a Worthless Coyote
T hat business about the secret was the perfect stroke, and it probably saved my life. In desperation, I had lucked into it. Turns out that coyotes are superstitious animals, even though theyâre known to be cunning and vijalent vijalunt vijallunt vijjullunt . . .Â
I donât know how to spell that word. Spelling is a pain in the neck. I do my best with it, but I figger if a guy has tremendous gifts as a writer, his audience will forgive a few slip-ups in the spelling department.
I mean, it doesnât take any brains to open a dickshunary and look up a word. Anybody can do that. The real test of a writer comes in the creative process. I try to attend to the big picture, donât you see, and let the spelling take care of itself.
Vidgalent. Vidgallunt. Still doesnât look right.
Anyway, coyotes are superstitious brutes, and that deal about the secret caught them just right and saved my hide. Actually, it did better than that. It made me a kind of celebrity in the tribe, and I was treated like a visiting dignutarry digneterry dignitary, who cares?
By everyone but Scraunch, that is, and he continued to give me hateful glances and mutter under his breath every time our paths crossed. I couldnât blame him for being sore. I had won and he had lost, and you canât expect everyone to be a good loser. As we say in the security business, show me a good loser and Iâll show you a loser.
Scraunch had lost a big one, and I was confident that he would hate my guts forevermore, even though there was a good chance that I would eventually become his brother-in-law.
You know, when Missy had first mentioned that possibility, it hadnât struck me as a real good idea. I suppose at that time I was still thinking of going back home, back to Drover and Pete, the chickens, the sewer, the cowboys, my old job. But a couple of days in the coyote village pretty muchly convinced me that I had found my true place in the world as a savage.
The life of a savage ainât too bad. I admit that I was raised with a natural prejjudise predguduss bias against coyotes. Ma always told us that they were lazy, sneaky, undisciplined, and didnât have any ambition. But what chapped her most about coyotes was that they ate rotten meat and it made them smell bad.
True, every word of it. But what she didnât tell us was that laziness and riotous living can be a lot of fun. I donât blame her for not telling us that. I mean, she was trying to raise a litter of registered, papered, blue-ribbon, top-of-the-line cowdogs, and thereâs no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover
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