same town. Weâd had the exact same education. And, apparently, we had the exact same IQ, give or take an unknown decimal.
This was so much bigger than the monkey bars. This was the Rebels versus the Empire. This was the Doctor versus the Daleks. This was Ripley versus the Xenomorphs.
This was a real, true, full-scale war.
With the strap of my messenger bag slung across my chest, I slipped my sunglasses on and stepped into the open-air quad in the center of campus. Dozens of other students were zigzagging across the mosaic M emblazoned into the concrete, some scurrying out of the chemistry labs, some heading toward the library for lunchtime studying.
I spotted Kenneth Pollack shoving a small dark-haired boy against one of the many decorative sycamore trees that dotted the edges of the quad. The smaller boy went rigid as Kennethâs hands braced into his shoulders. There was a rolling backpack toppled on the ground beside them.
Swerving slightly, I moved toward them. Hazing was, of course, forbidden at the Mess, but that didnât mean that meatheads like Kenneth didnât occasionally rough up the freshmen. As my shoes tread against the grass, the frosh made a pathetic whimper of dissent, his round face pinched.
âI didnât,â the frosh protested. âI donât even knowââ
âKenny,â I said, coming up behind them. There were only about a hundred people in our class and Kenneth had gone to Aragon with us, so I was fairly sure he at least knew who I was. âIsnât it a little hack to push around the freshmen? Itâs so expected.â
If weâd had a football teamâinstead of basketball, cricket, and chessâKenneth would have been a linebacker. As it was, heâd taken Peterâs place on the basketball team, but he lacked the natural grace that the sport required.
âHe told Cline that I cheated,â he snarled at me.
âI donât know who that is,â the frosh protested, remaining against the tree as though he hadnât realized heâd been released. âI donât even know my lunch number.â
âKenneth,â I said, resting my elbow on top of my bag. âCline doesnât have any contact with the lowerclassmen. He doesnât even have office hours this year. He went back to teaching poetry at the university.â
âThe email came from this kidâs account,â Kenneth blustered. His cheeks were blistered with impotent fury, pushing a whitehead on his chin into the foreground. âB. Calistero at Messina Academy. There arenât any other Calisteros on campus.â
âWe have school email?â B. Calistero asked.
âHow do you know he sent the email?â I asked Kenneth. âCline wouldnât have told you.â
âI just know,â Kenneth said darkly. âHe emailed Cline and said I copied Mike Shepherdâs Ellis Island essay. Theyâre threatening to bench me.â
Of course his outrage was unrelated to the sullying of his academic recordâa mark of cheating would almost undoubtedly revoke any incoming college acceptances. No, it all came down to basketball. Why did his parents even bother writing his tuition checks?
âB. Calistero,â I said, peering over Kennethâs shoulder at the frosh. âCan you name the gentleman who introduced the back of your skull to that tree trunk?â
The froshâs eyes were wide and raced between me and Kenneth as though trying to figure out which of us was more likely to hurt him in the event that he gave the wrong answer.
âI donât,â he spluttered. âI mean, this is only my second week here. I was in public school before andââ
âItâs okay,â I said, mostly to keep him from vomiting down the front of his polo. I looked back at Kenneth. âSee? He doesnât know anything. And the freshmen are still turning in hard copies of all of their