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in to see him, she would bring the poodle in from home, and we would play with it. Sometimes we would pass buildings and my father would say, ‘That’s one of ours.’ But I did not care about buildings, so I never asked how it was one of ours, or even who
we
were.
    I lay on my bed, reading book after book, until Ursula Monkton appeared in the doorway of the room and said, ‘You can come down now.’
    My sister was watching television downstairs, in the television room. She was watching a programme called
HOW
, a pop science-and-how-things-work show, which opened with the hosts in Native American headdresses saying ‘How?’ and doing embarrassing war whoops.
    I wanted to turn over to the BBC, but my sister looked at me triumphantly and said, ‘Ursula says it can stay on whatever I want to watch and you aren’t allowed to change it.’
    I sat with her for a minute, as an old man with a moustache showed all the children of England how to tie fishing flies.
    I said, ‘She’s not nice.’
    ‘I like her. She’s pretty.’
    My mother arrived home five minutes later, called hello from the corridor then went into the kitchen to see Ursula Monkton. She reappeared. ‘Dinner will be ready as soon as Daddy gets home. Wash your hands.’
    My sister went upstairs and washed her hands.
    I said to my mother, ‘I don’t like her. Will you make her go away?’
    My mother sighed. ‘It is
not
going to be Gertruda all over again, dear. Ursula’s a very nice girl, from a very good family. And she positively
adores
the two of you.’
    My father came home, and dinner was served. A thick vegetable soup, then roast chicken and new potatoes with frozen peas. I loved all of the things on the table. I did not eat any of it.
    ‘I’m not hungry,’ I explained.
    ‘I’m not one for telling tales out of school,’ said Ursula Monkton, ‘but someone had chocolate on his hands and face when he came down from his bedroom.’
    ‘I wish you wouldn’t eat that rubbish,’ grumbled my father.
    ‘It’s just processed sugar. And it ruins your appetite and your teeth,’ said my mother.
    I was scared they would force me to eat, but they didn’t. I sat there hungrily, while Ursula Monkton laughed at all my father’s jokes. It seemed to me that he was making special jokes, just for her.
    After dinner we all watched
Mission: Impossible
. I usually liked
Mission: Impossible
, but this time it made me feel uneasy, as people kept pulling their faces off to reveal new faces beneath. They were wearing rubber masks, and it was always our heroes underneath, but I wondered what would happen if Ursula Monkton pulled off her face, what would be underneath that?
    We went to bed. It was my sister’s night, and the bedroom door was closed. I missed the light in the hall. I lay in bed with the window open, wide awake, listening to the noises an old house makes at the end of a long day, and I wished as hard as I could, hoping my wishes could become real. I wished that my parents would send Ursula Monkton away, and then I would go down to the Hempstocks’ farm, and tell Lettie what I had done, and she would forgive me, and make everything all right.
    I could not sleep. My sister was already asleep. She seemed able to go to sleep whenever she wanted to, a skill I envied and did not have.
    I left my bedroom.
    I loitered at the top of the stairs, listening to the noise of the television coming from downstairs. Then I crept barefoot-silent down the stairs and sat on the third step from the bottom. The door to the television room was half open, and if I went down another step, whoever was watching the television would be able to see me. So I waited there.
    I could hear the television voices punctuated by staccato bursts of TV laughter.
    And then, over the television voices, adults talking.
    Ursula Monkton said, ‘So, is your wife away every evening?’
    My father’s voice. ‘No. She’s gone this evening to organise tomorrow. But from tomorrow it will be