New Jersey’s political scene.
Local 117 was a large conglomeration of unionized employees, encompassing workers who could loosely be considered in the communications business—everything from newspaper deliverers to bulk mail assemblers to cable TV installers to the people building the latest wireless network. All told, it claimed something like a hundred thousand members, which made it a force in the state capital, where vote-hungry legislators remained cognizant of the need to pander to its leadership.
For as long as anyone could remember, that leader was Jim McNabb, who greatly enjoyed being the recipient of said pandering. His primary talent was knowing all the players and, more importantly, where they buried the bodies. (And, this being New Jersey, I mean that literally). He was a gregarious guy with a full head of silver hair and a stocky frame, and he was like the politicians he lobbied in that he enjoyed working a room.
Unlike the politicians, though, I actually liked him. He had a gift for names and faces, and once he met you the first time, he treated you like a long-lost best friend every time he saw you thereafter. To some that might seem disingenuous, inasmuch as he reacted to everyone that way. But to me, you couldn’t be that enthusiastic about other human beings unless somewhere, deep down, you really liked them.
Plus—and this always counted for something in a newspaper reporter’s estimation—he was a colorful quote, the kind of guy who was always available for comment and could be relied upon to say a bit more than he probably should.
So we had some good history and as I approached he greeted me with a quiet-but-enthusiastic, “Carter Ross! How is the star investigative reporter!”
“Hey, Jim, pretty good. Wish we were seeing each other under different circumstances, but—”
“Is there something to investigate here?” he interrupted, not bothering to hide his intrigue.
“Not a thing. I’m just doing a little appreciation piece about Nancy for tomorrow’s paper.”
“Are you sure there’s no smoke here?” he quizzed. “Because you know what they say about places where there’s smoke.”
His natural friendliness aside, McNabb was the kind of guy who was always looking to exploit any angle that might help the union cause, or at least get his name out there. If I told him I was doing a piece on businesses that refused to let their workers eat hot dogs, he would launch into a windy sermon about the health benefits of the roasted wiener—all of which he would have invented on the spot—and rail against anyone who deprived employees of their right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of Oscar Mayer.
“Nope,” I said. “No smoke, no fire.”
“Okay, okay,” he replied. “Well, it’s real kind of you to do a story about Nancy. She was a terrific kid.”
We chatted for a few minutes about Nancy, whom he described as one of his Best shop stewards. He said the obligatory nice words about her, sharing the opinion that she was a loyal employee and a trustworthy friend. Then, as we began to wrap up, he jerked his silver mane in the direction of her coffin.
“Hit and run. Hell of a way to go, huh?” he said. “I just hope they catch the bastard that did it and tie him to the center lane of the Turnpike so we can run him over.”
By the time Jim and I parted it was after three, and the funeral director was gently shepherding the crowd out onto the street. He was subtle about it—a funeral home can’t exactly announce last call—but people were getting the hint.
I climbed into my Malibu, feeling my reporter’s notebook pressing against my thigh. I don’t know what it is, because ballpoint-pen ink barely weighs anything, but a full notebook just feels heavier than an empty one. And I knew I had stuffed this one with enough good stuff to easily get me to sixteen inches.
My favorite anecdote was shared by one of Nancy’s fellow paper deliverers. As any longtime resident
J. D. Salinger
Roberto Buonaccorsi
Darby Briar
Jess Haines
Andrew Pyper
Deborah D. Moore
Lynn Viehl
Iceberg Slim
Delilah Fawkes
Emme Rollins