Didnât look a thing like her, but Maria and Lucinda used to laugh and laugh over it.â
âBust?â Laurie held her breath. âOf a cat? Did they move it? I havenât seen it anywhere.â
âOh, yes, the bust of Homer. Iâm sure youâve seen it, hon, itâs right where it always has been. Not a good likeness at all. Doesnât look anything like a cat.â
âThe English hall. The bust of Homer in the English hall,â Bud breathed. Miss Lucille nodded and sighed. They werenât going to get more confirmation than that.
Laurie jumped to her feet, hand still attached to Miss Lucille. âThanks, Miss Lucille! Weâll, uh, pay our respects to the statue? Will that be okay? Right now, if you donât mind.â
âWhat she said,â Bud said, backing toward the door.
Miss Lucille looked confused, but she let go of Laurieâs hand. âWhatever you say, dear. If you think thatâs best.â
âOh, itâs the best, all right,â Laurie said. âItâs the best!â
PART THREE
HOMERâS SECRET
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âIs he really gone?â Laurieâs leg was almost asleep by the time the bearded English teacher had locked his classroom and gone off whistling down the hall. But there was no way she was risking being spotted by that Keats fanatic again.
âFinally.â Bud sighed. He was going to be in so much trouble if he got another tardy. But he wasnât about to leave now and miss the next clue.
Laurie and Bud waited another few minutes to be sure Mr. Beardy wasnât just faking them out and then hurried down to the bust of Homer.
It was sitting in its nook just as it had earlier, so it didnât look like anyone else had come poking around. Not that anyone would, but Laurie was still relieved.
Laurie and Bud looked at it reverently for a few moments, and then, at the same time, they attacked. Laurie threw her arms around Homerâs head and tried hauling him out of the nook while Bud started pushing and pulling every bit of Homer and the nook that stuck outâthe nose, the ears, the chin, everything. But after a few minutes of mauling, two things became pretty obvious: Homer wasnât moving, and nothing would push in or pull out, which pretty much meant no secret compartments.
âShoot,â Laurie said, staring at the poet gloomily. He stared back with his weird pupilless eyes. Laurie shivered. Those eyes gave her the creeps. And the hairdo wasnât helping much either. He had long curly side hair and a long curly beard, which may have been fashionable in Homerâs time but wasnât doing him any favors these days. And around the base of the bust was a whole string of musical notes. There was some kind of arty diagonal design behind him in the nook, but nothing was jumping out at Laurie screaming, âClue! Over here! Iâm a clue!â
âWell, that was lame,â Laurie said. âMaybe weâre wrong?â
Bud shook his head. âNo, I think this is it. We just arenât seeing it yet.â
Laurie and Bud dedicated a long moment to seeing it.
âYeah, still not seeing it,â Laurie said finally.
âMe either.â Bud groaned as the bell rang.
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TO: PRINCIPAL MARTIN WINKLE, Tuckernuck Hall
SUBJECT: GIVE IT UP, WINKLE
WINKLE:
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