in his holster. He sounded disgusted.
I wondered if they were purchased at the same store Peteâs so-called Canadian Military Special came from.
âYou a warrior of some sort? What do you call those dudes?â Carmine said.
Pete was a whirl of arms. Daggers appeared in each hand. âIâm a Roman centurion. Nobody move, or Iâll fill you full of bronze.â
I rolled my eyes. âTime to go, children. Joey, you guys follow my car.â
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
Pinky Palmerston had made what we in the family called a good marriage. In high school, she was a knockout cheerleader who hooked up with a really smart guy. They got engaged at eighteen. When Ben was accepted into McMasterâs medical school, my uncle Vince footed the bill. So we have a surgeon in the family as well as a lawyer. Which is really very handy. Donât ask why.
Ben and Pinky live on a country estate just outside Hamilton. It was château chic before fake French châteaus became the rage. It is also about as big as Versailles. When you push back the furniture, the great room alone can easily handle a crowd of a hundred.
When we got there, the place was already rocking. Tony, one of her sons, manned the double front doors, keeping out the riffraff. He looked like Pinkyâtall and slim, with Italian-movie-star good looks. The slick suit he was wearing had to have cost at least two thousand bucks.
Tonyâs face split into a grin when he saw me.
âHey, Gina. You behind the whole Lone Rearranger thing?â
I started. âDonât spread that around, Tony! Jeesh, Iâm in enough shit.â
âAnother Tony?â Pete said innocently.
My cousin and I exchanged knowing smiles. My other cousin Tony had been taken out by a New York connection. He wasnât much of a loss.
âYouâre not really Italian unless you have at least two cousins named Tony,â I explained patiently.
âAnd one uncle,â added Tony.
Pete put out his hand.
Tony shook it. âCool costume. Like the sword.â
I pulled Pete into the marble foyer before he could start demonstrating his weapons. Carmine and the Buffalo boys shuffled in behind us.
Country music was coming from the two-story space just beyond the plaster columns in front of us. Live palm trees at least fifteen feet tall flanked the columns.
We entered the immense party room beyond. It was dimly lit, so it took a second for my eyes to adjust. When they did, I nearly fell over.
âOh no. Look!â
âOh Christ.â Pete started to chortle. Then he howled.
In front of us was a guy carrying a bottle of wine. He was dressed in black and wearing a white Zorro mask. Behind him was another guy wearing a similar white mask.
âI count three. No, four.â
âFive. Here comes Nico.â
Even with the mask, you couldnât miss his bleached hair.
Nico grabbed me in a bear hug. âGina, can you believe it? Iâm a superstar! Itâs the costume of the year! Of course, I had to wear it. Who knows when Iâll get the chance again? And look at all the others. I tell you, itâs brilliant. Such a commendation. Iâm chuffed.â
My eyes could hardly focus. Every second man at the party was dressed up as the Lone Rearranger. Some were dark-haired and some were bald. There were thin ones and pot-bellied ones. There had to be at least ten. No, make that twelve. Thirteen. There was even a reverse Lone Rearranger. He was all in white with a black mask.
âIs thatâoh my god, itâs Stoner and Toke. Hi, Stoner! Isnât that cute!â Nico pointed.
The black standard poodle was wearing a white mask.
One especially tall guy was wearing a white mask and a black cape.
âOh god, I need that cape. Why didnât I think of a cape? I wonder if heâll sell it.â Nico took off in the direction of the cape man. I didnât hold out much hope for the poor guyâs chances.
Pete was bent over,
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