âAll right, Iâm just wondering what youâve heard about Jimmy Two-Toneâs business? You know, how are things going? Are kids mostly satisfied? Is he delivering on his promises? Solving problems in a timely fashion? That kind of stuff.â
Ears nodded slowly. âYeah, things have been good mostly. I havenât heard too many complaints. I mean, word is that a couple of whiners have been complaining that his hired help can be a little mean sometimes, but what do you expect from guys like Justin and Mitch and Lloyd, right?â
âHe hired those guys on a permanent basis?â I said, suddenly worried that Iâd handed my business over to Staples Junior.
âNo, no, I mean, theyâre jerks all right, but word is theyâve been pretty well behaved, actually. For them, I mean. From what I hear Jimmy runs a pretty tight ship. Heâs fast. And good. Like, he always seems to be prepared no matter what. Iâve actually been thinking maybe heâs a little too good, a little too prepared, if you know what I mean.â
âWell, no, I donât, actually,â I said.
Ears grimaced like I was asking him to run a mile instead of explain himself.
âWell, remember last week when eleven bikes had their tires slashed?â
I nodded.
âYeah, our friend Fred was one of the owners,â Vince said.
âWell, several kids whose parents wouldnât or couldnât buy them new tires came to Jimmy for help, and he just happened to have a bunch of extra bike tires on hand.â
Vince and I glanced at each other. That was pretty odd, no doubt.
âMaybe he anticipated heâd need them after the first few slashings,â I suggested.
âYeah, maybe ,â Ears said. âBut still, you have to admit it was a little convenient.â
âWhat else?â I asked.
âThen thereâs our teamâs last football game . . .â
âYeah,â Vince said. âWhat about it?â
âWell, not many people heard about this, since it never became an issue, but fans of the other team stole our teamâs shoelaces right before game time. The reason no one heard about it wasnât because the school had emergency laces on hand. What I heard is that Jimmy just happened to have twenty-five sets of brand-new shoelaces with him. The equipment manager bought them off him right then and there. Either heâs psychic, or something fishyâs going on.â
I started to respond but then stopped. What was there to say? Assuming all of that was true, it certainly didnât look good. Was it possible Jimmy was creating all the problems himself to drum up extra business? That was about as crooked as it gets.
Vince must have been thinking the same thing. âAny rumor out there that Mitch or Justin or Lloyd or maybe even Jimmy himself was involved in the bike slashing or the stolen shoelaces?â he asked.
âYeah, some kids actually thought that might be the case, but my most trusted sources tell me that the four of them pretty much all have alibis for most of these things. Thatâs what makes it so weird how prepared he is. Anyway, you guys have your five bucksâ worth.â
Ears walked toward the monkey bars and his snarky popular girlfriends.
Vince and I looked at each other.
âThis is getting complicated,â I said.
Vince could only nod in response.
L ater that day at afternoon recess we did something we thought weâd never do again: we went to the East Wing boysâ bathroom.
We got there as quickly as we could, but there was already a line of customers. Mitch and Lloyd stood outside the door doing the job that Joe had done for me during the past few years.
Vince and I didnât want to risk waiting in line. Weâd already had to pay this bully Little Paul to cause a scene out in the playground to distract Dickerson so we could get down there undetected. But that would only keep the principal
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