The F-Word

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and kicked sand in his face. I called him a dirty pissant little ass-fuck. 2004 “Minister Faust”
Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad
362: Next time I tell youass-fucks what I want done, I want it done, and I want it done right. 2007 B. Frazer
Hyper-Chondriac
98: I’m surprised this Bikram assfuck allows anyone to even use the temperature of 105 degrees without winding up in court.
    ass-fuck
verb
1 . to engage in anal copulation [with].
[ 1866
Romance of Lust
IV 361: We had not as yet…indulged even in bottom-fucking the women.] 1940 J. Del Torto
Graffiti Transcript
(Kinsey Institute): Want to be assfucked. 1941 G. Legman in G. V. Henry
Sex Variants
II 1157:
Ass-fuck
…To pedicate. 1971 D. Rader
Government Inspected Meat
105: Get ass-fucked like a bender by a butching lover. 1974–77 L. Heinemann
Close Quarters
184: She would…ass-fuck. 1984 W. D. Ehrhart
Marking Time
66: Pam, that old boyfriend of yours—you…even ass-fuck the guy! 1992 Madonna
Sex
(unpaged): That’s what ass-fucking is all about. It’s the most pleasurable way to get fucked. 1998
Sick Puppy Comix
(No. 8) (Sydney, Australia) 21: You gotta write about sweet, tender little girlies getting arsefucked like cheap little whores! 2005 “Noire”
G-Spot
36: He held me down and ass-fucked me until I thought I would die.
2 . to victimize cruelly.
1980
Samisdat
XVII. 75: Since “world order” has traditionally consisted of the haves alternately plundering and ass-fucking the have-nots unchallenged, we shall not miss it. 1995 H. Stern
Miss America
433: I’m getting the worst ass fucking in history. It’s happening in front of the world. 1998 E. Reid
If I Don’t Six
43: There’s always someone out to ass-fuck you. Watch out for yourself. 2006 S. M. Stirling
Meeting at Corvallis
471:
You
got greedy, and yeah,
we
got collectively ass-fucked. 2007 P. Morris
Guardians
viii. 41: That’s what happened with the Preznit and Saddam Hussein, and we all know who wound up getting assfucked on that particular occasion.

B

    batfuck
adjective & adverb
crazy. Cf.
batshit
.
1977 F. Stanford
Battlefield where the Moon says I Love You
in I. Reed
From Totems to Hip-Hop
(2003) 330: While you’re at it tell her she’s bat fuck too. 1991 D. Grinstead
Promises of Freedom
302: [He] got a Marine killed because he set up a patrol wrong; then the major went batfuck in another crisis. 2005 S. Monette
Mélusine
423: I needed to start walking again. It was either that or go batfuck nuts.
    beans and motherfuckers, see under MOTHERFUCKER .
    bearfuck
noun
Military.
a confused or disappointing undertaking.
1983 K. Miller
Tiger the Lurp Dog
92 [refers to Vietnam War]: The mission turned out to be another disappointing bearfuck. 2005 D. DeFrain
Salt Palace
viii. 80: I was in Palermo for most of mine. F.I.G.M.O., you know? A real bear-fuck start-to-end, if you know what I mean.
    bends and motherfuckers, see under MOTHERFUCKER .
    BFD
noun
[see BFD,
interjection
]
something important; a big deal.—usually in negative contexts.
1992 H. Childress
Reality Bites
(film script) 75:
Lelaina
. I’m only taking this [money] so you won’t get in trouble—And it’s just a loan,okay?
Patty
. Cool your pits—It’s not a B.F.D. You can have it. 2000
Out
(Aug.) 30: In 1981…an STD…was not a BFD. 2008 S. King
Duma Key
157: I tell you what, Eddie, if this is such a BFD to you, then
you
confront him!
    BFD
interjection
[
b
ig
f
ucking (or
f
at)
d
eal]
“so what?” “who cares?”
1971 H. Dahlskog
Dictionary of Contemporary & Colloquial Usage
7:
BFD, b
ig
f
at
d
eal, an ironic comment meaning “What’s so great about that?” 1981 J. Harrison
Warlock
16: “You were thinking about sex.” “B.F.D., Sherlock.” 1988 J. Brown & C. Coffey
Earth Girls Are Easy
(film): “There’s a UFO in my pool. A
UFO
.” “BFD.” 1988 P. Fonda, on
Unauthorized Biography
(Fox-TV): He was very angry that I had destroyed his honeymoon—
BFD!
1992 J. Mowry
Way Past Cool
12: “I the first,

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