returned. She picked up the phone again, but said nothing.
âWell?â
She sighed and admitted that she had gone to the closet.
âAnd you saw it there?â
âYour gray suit?â
âYes?â
âYes.â
âGray herringbone. My one gray suit. I have brown, blue and Oxford. I have two sport jackets and three pairs of flannel trousers. But only one gray suitâgray herringbone. Right?â
âGray herringbone,â she said weakly. âBut maybe you bought another?â
âWhy?â
âHow should I know why? You like gray herringbone, I suppose.â
âNo, I didnât buy another. I give you my word of honor. Alice, I love you. We have been married twelve years. Iâm a solid character as such things go. Not flighty. Not even romantic, as you have remarked.â
âYou are romantic enough,â she said flatly.
âYou know what I mean. I did not buy another gray suit. It is the same gray suit.â
âIn two places at the same time?â
âYes.â
âOh?â
There was a long, long pause then, until finally I said, âNow will you do as I say, even if it makes no sense?â
She paused and sighed again. âYes.â
âGood. It is now two-fifteen. Shortly before three oâclock, Professor Dunbar will call and tell you some rubbish about his cat and then ask for me. Tell him to go to hell. Then get a cab down here to the Waldorf. Iâm in Room 1121.â
âBob,â she said uncertainly, âjust that wayâgo to hell? He is the head of your department.â
âWell, not in so many words. Do it your own way. Then come straight here. Yesâone thing more. If you see me anywhere, ignore me. Do you understandâno matter what. Ignore me. Donât talk to me.â
âOh? Yesâof course. If I see you anywhere, I ignore you. And if I see you, youâll be wearing the gray herringbone?â
âYes,â I said. âAnd will you do as I say?â
âOh, yesâyes. Of course.â
And strangely enough, she did. There are wives and wives; I like mine. I sat in that room (the least expensive, eight dollars a day) and waited and tried to think about something no one should ever have to think about, and at exactly 3:20, there was a knock at the door, and I opened it, and there was Alice. She was a little pale, a little shaken, but still very nice to look at and standing and walking on her own feet.
I kissed her, and she returned the kiss, but told me it was only because I had the blue suit on. Not a chance with the gray suit, she said; and then asked me seriously whether we could be dreaming?
âNot both of us,â I said. âEither you or me. But this isnât a dream. Why do you ask? Did you see me?â
She nodded. âLet me sit down first.â She sat down and looked at me with a curious smile on her face.
âYou did see me?â I asked.
âOh, yesâyes, I saw you.â
âWhere?â
âOn the corner of 58th Street.â
âDid I see you?â
âNo, I donât think so. I was in a cab. But not in the singular, either. You would have to say, âDid we see you?â There were three of you.â
âAll in gray herringbone?â
âEvery one of you.â
I had a bottle of brandy, and I poured a tot for each of us, and I drank mine down and then so did Alice. Then she asked me what I was doing, and I told her I was taking my pulse.
âYou would think the rooms would be nicer than this in the Waldorf,â she said, âeven for eight dollars a day. If I was hiding, I wouldnât hide in the Waldorf. Iâd go downtown to a flophouse, like they do in the stories, for fifty cents a day. How is your pulse?â
âEighty. Iâm not hiding.â
âEighty is good, isnât it?â
âItâs all right. Itâs normal,â I pointed out. âWeâre both normal.
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