Chapter One
It was the first day of my new job, and I was up really early. Well, not as early as Mum and Dad and Ellie. Ellieâs my little sister. Little sisters should be cute, right? Not Ellie. If sheâs not yelling, sheâs eating. Everything in sight. Noggin, our cat, gives her a wide berth, ever since she nibbled his tail. And Mumâs put Jaws, the goldfish, up on a high shelf, just in case.
I got to the breakfast table just in time to find Ellie with her fingers in the jam and her beady eyes on my toast. She stretched out a sticky, plump handâ¦
âLeave!â I said, the way I speak to Brutus. Thatâs our dog. I snatched my toast from under her greedy little gaze and headed for the door.
âGood luck, Jonny,â called Mum from the kitchen.
âAnd donât be late for school,â shouted Dad, scratching the itchy bits inside his plaster with a knitting needle. Heâs a community policeman and hates being off work.
âDonât worry, I wonât,â I called, already half-out the door. âMiss Doddsâll kill me if Iâm late again,â I muttered to myself.
Miss Dodds knows every excuse under the sun, and wonât accept any of them. I know. Iâve tried often enough. Sheâs gotthis special kind of teacherâs eye that can staple your tongue to your cheek with just one look. And she thinks my head is full of nothing but football.
I ran out to the shed, grabbed my bike, and pedalled off to the corner shop.
Mr Maini was standing behind the counter with a large orange bag full of newspapers.
âGood morning, Jonny,â he smiled. âYouâre in good time. Look, Iâve marked on the numbers for you. Be careful to deliver each paper to the right house. The numbers in Weir Street can be a bit ⦠weird.â
âIâve heard the people can be a bit weird, too,â I said. âThatâs why everybody calls it
Weird
Street, and the paperboys donât last.â
âPeople are people,â shrugged Mr Maini, and said no more.
That worried me. What
was
it about Weird Street?
I slung the heavy bag over my shoulder and got on my bike. It was harder to cycle carrying the papers and my knees kept banging on the handlebars. I managed to miss most of the traffic, though, by scooting along back alleyways, then freewheeling down Barr Avenue till I met the junction with Weird Street.
Thatâs when the trouble beganâ¦
For a start, Weird Street is a steep hill and pedalling up it was a real struggle. For another thing, I nearly fell off my bike several times as I turned my head to look at all the strange houses. Houses are houses, right? Windows, walls, the occasional door. Not in Weird Street. In Weird Street all the houses are different.
My first stop was at house number 34 and a half. It is set right back into the hill. It has bottle-bottom windows and an old oak door covered in iron studs. The garden is full of junk, while on the flat roof there are dozens of neatly planted rows of potatoes. You donât expect to see vegetables where chimneys should be!
A chimney was all I
could
see of the next house. I propped my bike up against its high hedge, opened the squeaky gate and crept through the shoulder-high grass.It was quiet and eerie with only the odd, soft rustling. Could there be wild animals lurking there? I caught a flick of what looked like a tigerâs tail, so I threw the paper in the direction of the house and left, sharpish.
Fortunately, I didnât see anything unusual on the next few deliveries and I was feeling happier as I pedalled further up the hill to number 57. Its garden was very neat and tidy, with every plant standing to attention. Everything looked quite ordinary, if you didnât count the stone Viking warrior fiercely guarding the water butt. I breathed a sigh of relief and popped the paper through the gleaming brass letter box. Yikes, it snapped back and nearly took my
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