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minutes. Believe it or not, the phrase “do lunch” was actually uttered. Now normally, I wouldn’t mind. I love to chat with new people and can hold my own among any crowd.
But the man DIDN’T EVEN INTRODUCE ME. It was like I wasn’t even there. After they left, he proceeds to tell me what phonies they are and that he didn’t introduce me because they have no interest in “the little people.” Here he is saying how much he wants to find someone beyond the superficiality, but in reality, he is the biggest phony of them all.
Then, he sees a man a few tables away – of course he’s sitting at the table Davey wanted but was too cheap to slip a few bucks to the maître d – and spends a HALF HOUR telling me what an ass he is, how he stole a part from him, etc. Not once did he ever ask me a question about myself and every time I started to talk about my life, interests, etc. he managed to turn the conversation back to his career and fans. UGH!
Gotta run and call Mark.
From: Shelley Manning – March 7, 2011 – 8:56 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: He is a small, small man
Sorry I’m just getting back to you. What a lame ass. They say the camera adds 10 pounds. Maybe he thought he could add it length wise instead of width wise. Wow. So sorry. Obviously you aren’t going out with him again. How did the date end?
As for me, I spent a weekend-long date in a sweat-soaked set of satin sheets. His name was Charlie and we met through a mutual friend. Now granted, we were being quite aerobic, but this man was sweating – profusely. Thankfully, it was an attractive, musky, manly scent that protruded from his highly-active pores. From now on, he will be known as Fire Hose. And, ironically, that also helps to describe another manly feature of his. :)
From: Renee Greene – March 7, 2011 – 9:14 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: He is a small, small man
Believe it or not, he actually seemed shocked that I didn’t want to invite him in and have sex with him. What on earth would make him think that was in the cards? I’m just going to email him and call it off. Too bad I’m not very “Hollywood” or I could have my people call his people. But, when you are one of the “little people,” you gotta take care of dirty business yourself.
And, as far as Fire Hose is concerned, gotta say, EW! I’m not big into the sweat. But, at least he was a man – not like the Cuddler. I bet when he sweats, it’s like jasmine, lilacs and perfume. ;).
From: [email protected]/PRGal1981 – March 7, 2011 – 9:28 AM
To: [email protected]/TheLAWay
Subject: Thanks
Thanks for dinner last night. It was fun…but I think we make better friends than anything. Hope you understand.
From: [email protected]/TheLAWay – March 7, 2011 – 9:35 AM
To: [email protected]/PRGal1981
Subject: Re: Thanks
I was just about to email you. You seem like a nice person, but quite frankly I’m looking for someone who is a little more outgoing and dynamic. Sadly, in my business, it’s all about image and I just don’t see you fitting into mine.
From: Renee Greene – March 7, 2011 – 9:37 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: Re: Thanks
Can you believe I’m getting dumped by this ass?
From: Shelley Manning – March 7, 2011 – 10:05 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Thanks
What a jerk. You deserve much better than this B-list celebrity. He’s not EVEN worth getting upset over. He would be LUCKY to be going out with someone like you. Lucky, I tell you. We should take his lame emails and sell them to the tabloids.
From: [email protected]/Thomas33 – March 7, 2011 – 10:07 AM
To: [email protected]/PRGal1981
Subject: Hello
Hi. I’m a junior partner for Hastings, Laslow, Arden and Stein, a large law firm in downtown Los Angeles I went to college at UCLA and got my joint MBA/JD from
But the man DIDN’T EVEN INTRODUCE ME. It was like I wasn’t even there. After they left, he proceeds to tell me what phonies they are and that he didn’t introduce me because they have no interest in “the little people.” Here he is saying how much he wants to find someone beyond the superficiality, but in reality, he is the biggest phony of them all.
Then, he sees a man a few tables away – of course he’s sitting at the table Davey wanted but was too cheap to slip a few bucks to the maître d – and spends a HALF HOUR telling me what an ass he is, how he stole a part from him, etc. Not once did he ever ask me a question about myself and every time I started to talk about my life, interests, etc. he managed to turn the conversation back to his career and fans. UGH!
Gotta run and call Mark.
From: Shelley Manning – March 7, 2011 – 8:56 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: He is a small, small man
Sorry I’m just getting back to you. What a lame ass. They say the camera adds 10 pounds. Maybe he thought he could add it length wise instead of width wise. Wow. So sorry. Obviously you aren’t going out with him again. How did the date end?
As for me, I spent a weekend-long date in a sweat-soaked set of satin sheets. His name was Charlie and we met through a mutual friend. Now granted, we were being quite aerobic, but this man was sweating – profusely. Thankfully, it was an attractive, musky, manly scent that protruded from his highly-active pores. From now on, he will be known as Fire Hose. And, ironically, that also helps to describe another manly feature of his. :)
From: Renee Greene – March 7, 2011 – 9:14 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: He is a small, small man
Believe it or not, he actually seemed shocked that I didn’t want to invite him in and have sex with him. What on earth would make him think that was in the cards? I’m just going to email him and call it off. Too bad I’m not very “Hollywood” or I could have my people call his people. But, when you are one of the “little people,” you gotta take care of dirty business yourself.
And, as far as Fire Hose is concerned, gotta say, EW! I’m not big into the sweat. But, at least he was a man – not like the Cuddler. I bet when he sweats, it’s like jasmine, lilacs and perfume. ;).
From: [email protected]/PRGal1981 – March 7, 2011 – 9:28 AM
To: [email protected]/TheLAWay
Subject: Thanks
Thanks for dinner last night. It was fun…but I think we make better friends than anything. Hope you understand.
From: [email protected]/TheLAWay – March 7, 2011 – 9:35 AM
To: [email protected]/PRGal1981
Subject: Re: Thanks
I was just about to email you. You seem like a nice person, but quite frankly I’m looking for someone who is a little more outgoing and dynamic. Sadly, in my business, it’s all about image and I just don’t see you fitting into mine.
From: Renee Greene – March 7, 2011 – 9:37 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: Re: Thanks
Can you believe I’m getting dumped by this ass?
From: Shelley Manning – March 7, 2011 – 10:05 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Thanks
What a jerk. You deserve much better than this B-list celebrity. He’s not EVEN worth getting upset over. He would be LUCKY to be going out with someone like you. Lucky, I tell you. We should take his lame emails and sell them to the tabloids.
From: [email protected]/Thomas33 – March 7, 2011 – 10:07 AM
To: [email protected]/PRGal1981
Subject: Hello
Hi. I’m a junior partner for Hastings, Laslow, Arden and Stein, a large law firm in downtown Los Angeles I went to college at UCLA and got my joint MBA/JD from
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