herâabsolutely.â
âWhat time was that, Mr. Bartlett?â
âWell, you know, I never know about timeâwasnât very late, if you know what I mean.â
âYou danced with her?â
âYesâas a matter of factâwell, yes, I did. Early on in the evening, though. Tell you what, it was just after her exhibition dance with the pro fellow. Must have been ten, half-past, eleven, I donât know.â
âNever mind the time. We can fix that. Please tell us exactly what happened.â
âWell, we danced, donât you know. Not that Iâm much of a dancer.â
âHow you dance is not really relevant, Mr. Bartlett.â
George Bartlett cast an alarmed eye on the Colonel and stammered:
âNoâerân-n-n-o, I suppose it isnât. Well, as I say, we danced, round and round, and I talked, but Ruby didnât say very much and she yawned a bit. As I say, I donât dance awfully well, and so girlsâwellâinclined to give it a miss, if you know what I mean. She said she had a headacheâI know where I get off, so I said righty ho, and that was that.â
âWhat was the last you saw of her?â
âShe went off upstairs.â
âShe said nothing about meeting anyone? Or going for a drive? Orâorâhaving a date?â The Colonel used the colloquial expression with a slight effort.
Bartlett shook his head.
âNot to me.â He looked rather mournful. âJust gave me the push.â
âWhat was her manner? Did she seem anxious, abstracted, anything on her mind?â
George Bartlett considered. Then he shook his head.
âSeemed a bit bored. Yawned, as I said. Nothing more.â
Colonel Melchett said:
âAnd what did you do, Mr. Bartlett?â
âEh?â
âWhat did you do when Ruby Keene left you?â
George Bartlett gaped at him.
âLetâs see nowâwhat did I do?â
âWeâre waiting for you to tell us.â
âYes, yesâof course. Jolly difficult, remembering things, what? Let me see. Shouldnât be surprised if I went into the bar and had a drink.â
â Did you go into the bar and have a drink?â
âThatâs just it. I did have a drink. Donât think it was just then. Have an idea I wandered out, donât you know? Bit of air. Rather stuffy for September. Very nice outside. Yes, thatâs it. I strolled around a bit, then I came in and had a drink and then I strolled back to the ballroom. Wasnât much doing. Noticed whatâs-her-nameâJosieâwas dancing again. With the tennis fellow. Sheâd been on the sick listâtwisted ankle or something.â
âThat fixes the time of your return at midnight. Do you intend us to understand that you spent over an hour walking about outside?â
âWell, I had a drink, you know. I wasâwell, I was thinking of things.â
This statement received more credulity than any other.
Colonel Melchett said sharply:
âWhat were you thinking about?â
âOh, I donât know. Things,â said Mr. Bartlett vaguely.
âYou have a car, Mr. Bartlett?â
âOh, yes, Iâve got a car.â
âWhere was it, in the hotel garage?â
âNo, it was in the courtyard, as a matter of fact. Thought I might go for a spin, you see.â
âPerhaps you did go for a spin?â
âNoâno, I didnât. Swear I didnât.â
âYou didnât, for instance, take Miss Keene for a spin?â
âOh, I say. Look here, what are you getting at? I didnâtâI swear I didnât. Really, now.â
âThank you, Mr. Bartlett, I donât think there is anything more at present. At present, â repeated Colonel Melchett with a good deal of emphasis on the words.
They left Mr. Bartlett looking after them with a ludicrous expression of alarm on his unintellectual face.
âBrainless young ass,â said
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