entrance to the nest as she warmed the eggs. Female lovebirds brood their eggs, unlike cockatiels and pigeons, who share egg-warming duties, though at night both lovebird parents will sleep inside the nest.
After a few weeks, peeping erupted from the nest, cheeping impossibly loud for a baby bird, amplified by the acoustics inside the wooden box. I shined a flashlight into the entry hole. Bonk backed into a corner, hissing, beak open, tongue wagging. I taunted her out of her box with a pen near the nestâs hole, and when she hopped out to attack I saw a little pink coil wriggling on its back next to four eggs, a loud, wailing baby like Bonk had been, but pinker and wrigglier.
I called Poppy.
âNow I am a great- great grandfather, Chérie !â he said. âWhat are you doing to me? People will believe me to be much older than I am.â
Two more of Bonkâs eggs hatched in the next few days. Watching the three babies grow was phenomenal, like watching a storm roll over the ocean. Every moment brought something new, a shift in color or pattern. They sat together in a green lump and scrambled away from me when I opened the box. I wanted to hold them, but Bonk wouldnât let me.
Bonk and Binky proved to be devoted parents. Binky fed Bonk, who returned inside to feed the chicks. About nine weeks after they hatched, the babies fledged, venturing from the box for short periods, and rushing back inside when I entered the room. A few weeks after that, Bonk wouldnât let them back into the nest, nipping them if they tried to squeeze through the round opening. She had laid another egg.
In the short time between Bonk finding her mate and her babies fledging from the nest, I collected more than thirty new lovebirds. I put them to nest, and hand-fed the two-week-old chicks so my babies would be tame. I built rough-looking flight cages and aviaries to house the babies. The world dissolved when I tended to the birds, and I wanted more of that feeling. I needed more birds.
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Chapter 7
Until the age of twelve I had had both feet in Poppyâs teetotaler camp, save the odd sips of wine or beer from an adultâs glass, to taste. Sliding into thirteen, Iâd had my doubts. What was the big deal? Drinking looked fun and grown-up, and I wanted nothing more than to be an adult. If I drank alcohol Iâd grow up faster.
Some of the kids I knew had bars in their houses, or collections of liquor bottles in kitchen cabinets. Sometimes weâd sip the peppermint or peach schnapps, then pour water into the bottle to make up the deficit. I liked the sting and heat, and the way a small taste pirouetted to my head.
One mom I knew was drunk all the time. She was the wife of a drug dealer who bought Ferraris from my dad, so it was easy to steal booze from the wet bar by the pool when my dad took me there to spend the night with the drug dealerâs three redheaded daughters. Once, their mom, all cheetah print pants and off-the-shoulder T-shirt, staggered into the bedroom where we were sprawled in front of the television, and slurred, âAre you girls listening to Jeff Leper?â We had Duran Duranâs âGirls on Filmâ video playing on MTV, but we knew she meant Def Leppard and we laughed. I liked taking sips of alcohol, but I never wanted to get that kind of drunk.
My parents didnât toss vodka into plants like Poppy did. They didnât drink vodka. They drank beer and wine. Beer was disgusting, and I couldnât drink half a bottle of wine, pour water into it, and expect to escape notice. There was no way to sneak alcohol at home, but my parents had a âEuropeanâ idea about the relationship between children and alcohol: they thought if they made it off-limits when I was young, Iâd want it more when I grew up. Working on this theory, I asked for wine every time they drank it. At a restaurant, theyâd pour a tiny pool of red wine into a wineglass and fill the rest
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