That at least got them some applause in amongst the gales of laughter.
Then it was Nikoâs turn. His claim for his animal noise transducer was that, by simply adjusting a dial, he could alter the instrumentâs pitch, and the noise, which was outside of normal human hearing, would call a variety of animals.
âIs based on Polish hunting device. I make it into digital instrument,â he explained in a shaky voice. âNotes are transformed into ultrasonic signal by software and then sent out through bugle.â
Heeps, who sat at a desk next to Mr Skelton to one side of the classroom and who had almost fallen asleep through three of the presentations, sat up keenly.
âExcellent, Niko,â Skelton said. âWould it be possible to demonstrate?â
âDog, rat, or bat?â Niko said.
âExcuse me?â
âYou have choice. Dog, rat, or bat?â
Heeps cleared his throat. âSince bats are nocturnal, perhaps it would be unkind to disturb them in the middle of the afternoon. Weâve all seen dog whistles, so why not try the rats? Iâm sure thereâll be one or two about this old school.â
âThereâs one sitting at that table next to Skelton,â Oz said out of the corner of his mouth so only Ruff and Ellie could hear.
Ruff snorted and had to pretend heâd sneezed to cover his laughter.
Niko adjusted the black boxâwhich looked suspiciously like a stripped-down mobile phoneâat the base of the mouthpiece, held the instrument to his lips, and blew. Everyone strained to hear a noise. But there was none. Not even a squeak or a peep. Twice Niko blew, his cheeks bulging out with the effort, and twice there was silence.
âMay I remind you that you now have two minutes left, Niko,â Mr Skelton said.
âIt should not take much longer,â Niko said, looking unperturbed and raising the instrument one final time.
The room stayed silent for thirty long and embarrassing seconds. Oz and Ruff exchanged knowing glances. Oz could see Ruff was thinking exactly the same thing as he was. Was this a wind-up? Had Jenks been in and shoved chewing gum in the bell to make Niko look a fool? If so, Jenks and Skinner were going to pay big time. Niko was a good bloke and member of Ozâs five-a-side team. Skinner and Jenks were just a pair ofâ¦
A muffled scream drew everyoneâs attention. Tracy Roper, who happened to be sitting near the windows, was on her feet, her face contorted with a kind of frozen horror. She pointed wordlessly at something in the yard. Everyone stood and craned for a look at the cause of her agitation.
âWhat is it?â someone asked from behind Oz.
âRats,â Skinner said. He, being taller than most, was able to see. âAnd lots of âem, too.â
âOut of the way!â Skelton was on his feet and pushing his way through, with Heeps in tow. Everyone was jostling for position by the windows now. Even Oz, who wasnât particularly squeamish, felt his skin crawl when he finally stuck his head through a gap and looked out into the yard.
There were rats. Dozens of them. However, they werenât scurrying to holes in the walls or down drains. These rats were wandering about, looking slightly confused as they stopped to listen or sat up on their back legs to sniff the air.
âMy God,â Skelton said, and whipped an astonished face around to look at Niko, who was still standing at the front with his transducer in his hands. âDo you mean to tell meâ¦â he began, but quickly ran out of steam. âIs this⦠Are youâ¦â
âMake them go away!â wailed Tracy Roper, who had clambered up to stand on her chair.
âExtraordinary,â Heeps said, sounding very impressed.
âTheyâre disgusting,â Sandra Ojo said with feeling.
âTheyâre coming closer and thereâs more coming from the field. Look.â Jenks was pointing to the far end
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