made to sit on a long benched flanked by the deputies. He was surprised to see Jugs there. He noticed a bruise on her left cheek and another on her chin. She avoided meeting his gaze.
A court clerk went through the usual rigmarole, and Mayor Horatio Stoddard, wearing a long robe and carrying a sheath of papers, grandly entered like a king about to hold court. He perched in his high seat and smiled down at them. Picking up a gavel, he rapped it several times while declaring, âCourt is now in session. Let the proceedings commence.â
âDonât I get a lawyer?â Fargo asked.
About to consult his papers, Stoddard looked up in annoyance. âEh? What was that? Youâre requesting the services of a counsel?â
âWhy not?â Fargo said.
âDo you have the money to hire one?â
âAsk your tin star. He has my poke.â
Stoddard turned to the marshal. âIs this true, Marshal Mako?â
âNo, Your Honor. We searched him when we arrested him. He didnât have a cent to his name.â
Fargo wondered what they were up to and found out when the mayor nodded as if he suspected as much and said, âWeâll add vagrancy to the charges already lodged against him. Thatâs good for another six months.â
âIf Iâm found guilty,â Fargo said.
âIf youâreâ?â Stoddard said, and smothered a laugh. âYes, indeed. We must adhere to the letter of the law, mustnât we?â
âYou wouldnât know the letter of the law,â Fargo said, âif it bit you on the ass.â
Deputy Gergan hiked his shotgun as if to bash Fargo in the face.
âNo!â Stoddard barked. âNo violence, if you please.â Placing his hands flat, he bent forward. âI will only warn the defendant this once. Proper decorum will be followed at all times.â
âI canât say âassâ?â Fargo said.
âYou may not insult the integrity of this court in any manner,â Stoddard replied.
âIt doesnât have any.â
Stoddard sat back and scowled. âEnough. If the defendant persists, you are to gag him, Marshal Mako. Is that understood?â
âYes, sir,â the lawman answered.
âNow, then. Where were we?â Stoddard said.
âVagrancy,â Fargo reminded him.
âAh yes.â Stoddard consulted a paper. âYou are hereby charged with that, as well as threatening an officer of the law, consorting in proscribed carnal activities, and obstruction of justice. How does the defendant plead?â
âProscribed?â Fargo said.
âThat means illegal,â Stoddard said.
âItâs against the law to fuck?â
Deputy Clyde laughed and drew a glare from Marshal Mako.
âItâs against the law to solicit the services of a prostitute,â Stoddard said.
âI didnât solicit anything,â Fargo said. âShe wanted to hump me.â
âOh, really?â Stoddard turned toward Jugs. âMiss Bedelia Cavendish, will you rise, please, and step to the witness stand, where the bailiff will swear you in?â
Jugs, her chin bowed, obeyed.
Fargo could imagine what was coming. This bunch didnât miss a trick.
âNow, then,â Stoddard began, âyou just heard the defendant. I will ask you point-blank. Is he telling the truth?â
Jugs glanced nervously at Marshal Mako, then said so quietly it was hard to hear her, âNo, Your Honor.â
âTell us in your own words what occurred.â
Jugs swallowed and had to try twice before she got out, âI was working at the Tumbleweed whenââshe stopped and trembledââwhen this gentleman came up to me and asked me if Iâd go to bed with him for, uh, forty dollars.â
âAha!â Stoddard exclaimed. âAnd did you agree?â
Jugs glanced at Mako again. âTo my shame, Your Honor, I did.â
âVery well. That will be
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