Donuts bag into the street. A flock of lean pigeons dropped down on the fresh trash.
âHowâd I get here?â Ray said to the pigeons.
The pigeons didnât give a damn about Ray. They pecked that Dunkinâ waste as if it were manna.
âFour hours ago Iâm promisin her Iâm-a go clean, here I am again, hidin in the park bushes, lookin to boost an eighty-five-thousand-dollar ride thatâs gonna be used as an escape vehicle for drug runners, a hit maybe? That womanâs brain is an audio recorder, girl remembers what you said word for word from the day she met you. She finds about this, sheâs gonna play me back that conversation to the syllable, âAnd then you said, No more rustlin, and then I saidââ â
José skidded up, a pie box strapped to the back of his bike. âYou gotta stop talkin to yourself, Ray. I seen you, son, from halfway up the block. Itâs gettin serious. That was a full-out conversation you were havin with you.â
âI was talkin to the pigeons.â
âWhat a relief. Fourteen skippin straight to salinity.â
âSenility.â
âLike I said.â José broke out the pizza, slapped some into Rayâs hand. âThe mark park his Navvie yet?â
âNope. Damn this sausage smells good.â
âOnly reason I work at that place, the sausage pie. Iâm goddam addicted to it. Hoo, son, I am jacked up tonight. I can almost feel that Ninja throttle in my right hand. Vrrm-vrrrrooom.â
âThis is my last heist job, J. Serious.â
âRight, right, I know, I know. Check it out. Hereâs our boy now, right on schedule. Them pimps keep to a clock aâright. Workin habits are admiral.â
âAdmirable.â
âWhy you keep repeatin me all the time?â
The Lincoln Navigator ate up four squares of hydrant sidewalk. Two blingy dudes got out, yawned, stretched, made their way into a building.
âThatâs some high-class velour there,â José said. âRope-a-dope gold. Thatâs us in five years.â
Ray gagged on a glob of pizza cheese knotting in his throat.
José slapped Rayâs head. âYou donât like it, go to school come fall.â
âHell with that.â
âUp to you. Aâright then, letâs do it, brother.â
Just like last time, they jimmied the lock clean and quiet, clipped the alarm before it blipped twice. Ray slid into the driverâs seat. José swung his bike into the back, took shotgun lookout.
Ray made the first stretch of road fine. The next stretch he swerved to avoid hitting a squirrel, plowed the car into a tree. The air bags popped.
âDag, man!â Ray said. âYo! Ah God. Sorry, man!â He was covered in airbag powder.
José wiped the powder from his face. âAll to spare a squirrel. Gonna catch that critter, make you eat it raw.â
Ray hyperventilated.
âEasy, kid. Youâre aâright.â José pulled his airbag clear of his body, laughed. âAll this powder, ainât gonna be too hard to spot us. We be like Casper without the cash.â
Ray tried to pop his seat belt, jammed locked. âGit, J! Run, man!â
âThe hell I will.â José wrestled Rayâs seat belt, no go.
The sirens came fast.
âJ, please, man. Yo, Iâm beggin you, just leave me, man.â
âScarface donât leave his pals behind.â
âHell with Scarface, yo. This is real time now.â
âAinât I know it.â
The spared squirrel settled on a branch overhanging the crashed car, chucked an acorn hull onto the car hood as it stared at the boys.
Ray punched the dashboard. âJosé, man, just leave me alone , man.â
The Five Two was jamming with criminals, a line of perps and their catchers snaking all the way up to the booking desk.
âHow long you reckon we get?â Ray said.
âYear, probâly. Year ainât
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