gonna put this out there: I’m all for equal opportunity hookups. A woman shouldn’t be thought any less of because she wants to get her freak on as frequently as a guy—no name-calling, no slut-shaming. On the other hand, girls need to stop playing the victim card. If I tell you I’m interested in one night only—why am I suddenly an asshole when that’s all it turns out to be? Listen to what a guy says. Don’t assume that there’s some hidden meaning behind his actions. Real life is not chick-lit or a romantic comedy; you shouldn’t expect it to be.
Still, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth when a girl feels used. “Don’t be like that, babe. We had a good time—neither one of us wanted more. I never said I was going to call.”
My words fall on deaf ears. Riley’s eyes look to my right and she warns, “Watch out for this one, sister—he’s a player.”
“Thanks for the warning.”
And even with the loud, synthesized music at maximum volume, I know that voice. I close my eyes, turn my head, and open them to find Delores Warren standing next to me.
You’re not surprised, are you?
Riley fades from my sight and my thoughts as I check out Dee in her club wear. Her blond hair is painted with streaks of purple and blue, a tight, electric blue crop top barely covers her tits, her skirt is nothing more than strips of blue and purple fabric, and fuzzy, calf-high boots adorn her feet. Every inch of her fabulously exposed, body-glitter-covered skin sparkles like diamonds.
She smiles playfully. “Hello, God. It’s me, Dee.”
I don’t try to hide that I’m happy to see her. “Hey. What’s up? I left you a message this afternoon.”
Today was day three. But Dee seems to be one of those rarewomen who is immune to the Rule. She turns to face the bar but replies loudly enough for me to hear. “I know.”
“Why didn’t you call me back?”
She bops her head in time to the music and shrugs. “I figured you were just being nice.”
“I don’t do anything just to be nice.” I hook my thumb in the direction Riley was standing. “Obviously.”
I don’t kiss ass—unless a girl asks me to—and the only smoke I blow is from my cigarettes.
A few feet away, a dark-skinned, hair-gelled dude in a white T-shirt and skinny jeans yells in Delores’s direction. “Yo, Dee—hurry up with the drinks!”
There are two kinds of male Brooklynites—liberal, wealthy transplants who want to immerse themselves in urban living while restoring their historic brownstones to their former splendor, and homegrown, heavily accented, wise-guy wannabes who’ve watched Goodfellas one too many times. This dumbass is definitely the latter. I motion with my chin. “Who’s he?”
“That’s Mickey.”
“Did you come here with him?”
“No. I came with a few girls from work. They’re . . . around here somewhere.”
Then I ask the more crucial question. “Are you going to leave with him?”
“Probably.” The single word hits me like a jab to the chin.
Dee leans over the bar to place her drink order. When she’s back on her feet, I move in closer, so I don’t have to yell. “You can do better.”
She looks into my eyes. Wearing the same expression she had on her face when I left her apartment Wednesday night—yearning mixed with sadness. Resignation.
“Maybe I don’t want better.”
“You should. Shoot for the moon and you still end up amongst the stars.” It’s an expression my mother used to say.
Dee lifts one shoulder. “Outer space isn’t for everyone. I’m more of a ground-level kind of girl.”
A woman’s view of herself is like a reflection in a fun house mirror—bent, sometimes warped. The way others see them is always more accurate.
“You’re so wrong.”
“Mickey’s uncomplicated. Easy.”
I smile. “If you’re looking for easy, I’m your guy—they don’t come easier than me.”
She chuckles. And I step to Dee’s side, blocking her view of the worthless wonder. Out of
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