might have some influence, some pull with Heather.â
My gaze wandered down the table to fix on Joey, who was now watching us curiously. When she caught my gaze, she mouthed a word meant only for me. The movement of her mouth was so exaggerated, it was impossible to tell what she was saying.
âWhat the hell are you saying?â I asked her.
Gray frowned in confusion and looked back and forth between us, as if watching a tennis match. Joey just shook her head and dropped her gaze back to her book. Gray cleared his throat again and dived back in. âSo, do you think you could talk to her about it? Heather, I mean.â
âWasted energy,â I said. âEven if I can convince her, she wonât be enthusiastic about it and youâll end up owing more than youâll make back.â
His face fell and his Adamâs apple jumped as he drew in a breath and blew out a dejected sigh. I let the silence tick by for ten beats as I worked things out in my head. Then I let another five seconds of silence pass before saying, âBut maybe I can help you in another way.â
âReally?â he asked, his voice an unnaturally high pitch. âLike how?â
âIn fact,â I said, warming up to the idea, âI can guarantee that your event will be popular and youâll make more money than you know what to do with.â I paused and let it sink in for a moment.
âHow are you going to do that, exactly?â he asked.
âMy methods are confidential,â I said. âTake it or leave it.â
âFine, okay. As long as I have your guarantee,â he said with a nervous smile that faded quickly when I looked him directly in the eye with a disapproving stare. I let him squirm for a minute before shifting my gaze.
âMy fee will be twenty percent of the gross income,â I said, âand youâll be responsible for any expenses incurred.â
âTwenty percent!â he said with a squeak, and his Adamâs apple bobbed crazily. âThat seems ⦠excessive,â he said, flashing an apologetic smile. âI mean, you do understand the money is going to support the student council and fund some of the amenities we offer for the whole student body? The prom, homecoming, senior class tripâall of these are partially covered by the funds we raise at the car wash. I was thinking ⦠well, I guess I thought ⦠maybe youâd like to donate your services?â
âI donât understand the question,â I said, ignoring unintelligible mutterings from Joeyâs end of the table.
âI mean, you could volunteer your time,â Gray said.
What a douche. At this point, I was mostly just baffled by the idea that this guy had managed to win any kind of elected position. I could only assume no one else wanted the job.
âListen, Gray,â I said, speaking slowly so I wouldnât have to repeat myself. âThat twenty percent, thatâs my incentive. I do a better job for you, for your event, if Iâve got a serious financial incentive at stake. Thatâs your insurance policy. I would think that a guy like you, a guy who knows his way around a management position, would understand that.â
âOf course, yeah. I can totally see that,â he said, sounding more uncertain than ever. âJust as long as I have your guarantee that weâll make the money we need. This event is supposed to cover the expenses for homecoming. You know, decorations, band, all of that.â
âWhat did I just say?â I asked sharply. âYouâll make more money than you know what to do with. My percentage isnât going to change that. So, look, twenty percent off the top and youâll owe me a favor.â I threw in the favor as a last-minute consideration. No telling when it would come in handy.
âSure, Jesse,â he said, eager as a Labrador now. âWhatâs the favor?â
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