SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Junior Novel

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out. “I bring a message from the dawn of time!”
    â€œWhat is it, Patrick?” SpongeBob asked.
    â€œRUN!” Patrick shouted.
    He took his own good advice as a SQUIDWARDOSAURUS REX burst out of the time machine, destroying it!
    â€œA Squidwardosaurus rex!” Squidward cried. “For a prehistoric monster, he’s terribly handsome!”
    The dinosaur stomped through what was left of the Krusty Krab. The angry mob fled. The beast tore the remains of the restaurant apart.
    â€œGee, that’s exactly what I’VE always wanted to do,” Squidward said admiringly.
    Still mad about bringing back the wrong bottle, Plankton glared at SpongeBob and growled, “NOW what do we do?”
    â€œWell, Plankton, I guess we failed to accomplish our goals.”
    â€œWE?”
    â€œBut even failure hurts a little less when you do it asa team. Right?”
    â€œTHIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!” Plankton yelled.
    â€œOoooooooh,” the crowd said. Even the Squidwardosaurus rex stopped its rampage to watch the fight between Plankton and SpongeBob.
    â€œMy fault?” SpongeBob asked.
    â€œYOU’RE the one who stole the wrong secret formula!” Plankton said accusingly.
    â€œI didn’t know there were two bottles!”
    â€œOF COURSE YOU DIDN’T! BECAUSE YOU HAVE COTTON CANDY FOR BRAINS!”
    â€œOoooooooh,” the crowd said again.
    Plankton turned to them. “No, seriously. He really does.”
    â€œWell, we wouldn’t even be in this mess in the first place if you weren’t so selfish and evil!” said SpongeBob.
    â€œWrong! I WAS selfish and evil until you ruined everything with your teamwork.”
    SpongeBob gasped.
    â€œYou are the WORST TEAMMATE EVER!” Plankton ranted. “I wish I’d never sung that stupid song with you!”
    â€œYou take that back!”
    â€œCome on! Let’s sing it again!” Plankton said sarcastically. He started singing, “TEAM JERKS! TEAM JERKS! TEAM JERKS!”
    â€œStop it!” SpongeBob cried.
    But Plankton just kept singing. “TEAM JERKS! TEAM JERKS! TEAM JERKS!”
    â€œSTOP!” SpongeBob screamed, kicking over a trash can.
    â€œOOOOOH!” the crowd said for the third time.
    SpongeBob grabbed a recycling bin, dumped it, and mixed up everything on the floor.
    â€œOh, my Neptune!” said one shocked citizen. “He’s mixing garbage and recycling!”
    Panting and gasping, SpongeBob noticed everyone staring at him. He looked at himself. “Look at me! Why, I’ve become like all of you—savage, fear-ridden, and selfish!”
    The angry customers looked at each other, feeling ashamed.
    â€œAn entire town full of formerly good citizens, turned into heartless freaks!” SpongeBob went on. “Bent on their own self-prever … uh, prehver …”
    â€œPreservation?” suggested one member of the mob.
    â€œYES!” SpongeBob said. “We’ve become alienated from each other, each one an island unto himself, concerned only with ourselves. And in the name of all fishhood, I am NOT about to let that continue!”
    SpongeBob tore a piece of cloth off a handy fish’s clothing and tied it around his head like a bandana.“And so if a sacrifice is needed to restore Bikini Bottom to its former glory, then I am willing to take one for the TEAM!”
    Tears filled the eyes of all the citizens.
    â€œYou heard him,” Squidward said.
    The angry mob grabbed SpongeBob, lifted him over their heads, and carried him off!

T he crowd of angry customers chained SpongeBob to an altar shaped like a burger. “Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!” chanted the mob. Squidward put on a black executioner’s hood and pulled on a rope, lifting a huge stone bun over SpongeBob. He tied the rope to hold the gigantic bun in place.
    â€œLet the sacrifice begin!” announced Mr. Krabs.
    The mob cheered! “And I thought MY

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