and Iâll pull you.â
âWhat was that?â Bertha spluttered.
âDonât let go of the leash!â Selby cried. âHang on tight! Can you do that?â
âYes, I think I can!â she yelled back.
Selby crept across the log, pulling the woman alongside till she finally crawled ashore on the muddy bank.
âYouâre going to be okay,â Selby said. âJust rest for a minute and everythingâs going to be all right.â
It was a tired and wet dog that finally made his way home, leading a big woman behind him.
âThis is it,â Selby thought. âNow she knows my secret and everyoneâs going to find out. Oh, well, itâs my own fault. I never should have tried to be a guide dog.â
âBertha!â Mrs Trifle cried. âWhat happened? Youâre all muddy and wet! Your clothes are all torn! What did Selby do to you?â
âI donât know,â the woman said, heaving a sigh. âTo be honest it was quite a shemozzle. He was hopeless. He almost killed me.â
âI did,â Selby thought. âI guess I did. And now sheâs going to reveal my secret. Maybe I should say something first.â
Selby was just about to say, âOkay, so Iâm a hopeless guide dog and Iâm sorry about that but at least I saved her life', when suddenly Bertha spoke.
âOf course, it was all my fault,â the woman said. âFortunately a very kind man helped me to safety and, to tell the truth, I had the best adventure Iâve had for years!â
âAnd so did I,â Selby thought, sighing with relief that his secret was still safe. âSo did I.â
Paw note: See the story âSelby Snowboundâ in the book
Selby Snowbound
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Dry-Mouth Drama
âStop! Donât eat that!â Mrs Trifle said as she took a biscuit out of Dr Trifleâs hand.
âWhatâs wrong?â Dr Trifle asked. âItâs just a Heavenly Munch Suga-Kreem Caramel Biscuit.â
âAnd itâs the very worst thing you could eat!â
âBut I love Heavenly Munch Biscuits. They taste great. You make it sound like theyâve been poisoned.â
âThey might as well have been. Do you know how much fat is in them?â
Dr Trifle looked at the packet.
âIt says âFifty per cent fat-free",â he said. âThat means that only half of them have fat in them and the other half donât. Iâll just pick outthe fat-free ones and throw the other ones away. Now, how can I tell which is which?â
âIt doesnât mean that at all. Fifty per cent fat-free means that half of each and every biscuit is fat. And thatâs really bad for you.â
âBut theyâre yummy.â
âWell, youâre not having any!â Mrs Trifle threw the packet in the rubbish and took something from the cupboard. âYou can have one of these Nature-Good Ultra-Thin No-Fat Dry Rice Wafers â but only one.â
âBut those things are terrible. They disappear when they touch your tongue. And they taste like sawdust.â
âTheyâre good for you. Eat one and then letâs go for a good, long power walk to burn off the calories.â
âDr Trifle has nothing to complain about,â Selby thought after the Trifles had gone out. âTheyâre just lucky they donât have to eat what they feed me. Those Dry-Mouth Dog Biscuits are disgusting!â
Selby looked at the label on a new packet of Dry-Mouth Dog Biscuits.
ââTen per cent sawdust-free.â I guess thatâs not too bad,â Selby thought. âNow hang on a tick! Ten per cent sawdust-
free
means that itâs
ninety per cent
sawdust! I might as well eat a log! What am I, a termite? Iâm sure they never used to have this much sawdust in them.â
Selby grabbed the old packet of Dry-Mouth Dog Biscuits.
âJust as I thought! This packet says that itâs
twenty per
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