stare at their governess in astonishment.
âBut of course,â they said, almost in unison. âIt is the Carmichael way. We all do.â
Miss Derringer sighed. âI warrant you do.â
The business of packing the eighth Earl of Edgemereâs London necessities into the landau was not sufficiently interesting to arrest the childrenâs attention for long. Especially not since, after a few brief words with the coachman and Miss Danvers herself, Lord Carmichael disappeared once more.
âWhere the blazes did he go?â
âBlessed if I know! Letâs find him!â
Anne opened her mouth to call them back, then shut it again. She was not inclined to waste her energies on useless ventures.
Besides, she understood their feelings. If she had not been brought up the soul of discretion, she would be running after him herself. The thought, though wanton, disreputable and faintly intoxicating, was honest. Miss Derringer could have no idea how pretty she looked with a faint flush to her cheeks and her bonnet askew from peering illicitly below.
The crack of a whip and the rolling of wheels on the flagstones indicated that Miss Danvers, at least, was on her way. Anne breathed a small sigh. With her went the certainty of twenty pounds a year and a lifetime of servitude. Her new life promised more but was lessâ far lessâpredictable.
âDo you always spy on your employers?â
The colour grew rosier as Anne whirled round. âHow in the world ...â
âThere is a secret stair. The children will show you, I have no doubt!â
âI have every doubt! Do you mean to say they may suddenly disappear and I shall have to hunt around for secret passageways? I thought that sort of thing went out with the Gothic!â
âIt did! This, however, is a Gothic style villa. It could not claim so prestigious an appellation if it did not have its fair share of dungeons and skeletons andââ
âNow you are absurd, sir!â
âAnd you are beautiful, my lady! And you still do not answer my question. I believe you are being deliberately evasive.â
âAbout spying on my employers? You are the first one I have had, and I will have you know, my lord, that that was not spying; that was merely assuring myselfââ
âThat I heeded your managing advice and escorted the old witch to Staines?â
âWhich I see you are not doing ...â
âFiddlesticks! I most certainly am! My phaeton will pass the landau at the first junction, you shall see. I have at least an hour at my disposal before I need concern myselfââ
âAre you aware of Aesop, my lord?â
âAesop?â For once, the earl looked blank.
Anne smiled smugly. âThe hare and the turtle ...â
âGood God, woman! You donât mean to compare me to a common hare, do you? As for a turtle, the only thing I noticed in that line was a hedgehog, and why that woman should have a hedgehog hiding in her coat pocket beats me ...â
Their eyes met in dawning comprehension. Anneâs merely twinkled, but the earl so far forgot himself as to allow the corners of his delectable lips to become involved, too. They twitched now uproariously.
âShall you strangle them or shall I?â
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âThe hare must fly.â
âI disapprove of mixed metaphors, my lord.â
âThere is apparently much you disapprove of, Anne of the bewitching eyes.â
âMy lord ...â
âYes, yes, I know. You disapprove of that, too. I shall be very proper and say farewell, Miss Derringer. Be diligent in your duties.â
âThat is better, sir, but would be better yet if you released my hand and did not plant kisses upon my palm.â
âHow very disappointing and dreadfully dull, Miss Derringer! Nevertheless, since I wish to remain in your good books, I shall release your delightful fingers at once and make haste to catch up with Miss Danforth or
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