fashion ran up and threw her arms around him in a full-
body hug.1 She grabbed Noel by the arm and pulled him toward our table. He looked wan and tired from the cross-country flight, and he hadn’t put any gell in his hair, so it hung down softly over his forehead. He wore a shabby black trench coat I hadn’t seen before and a T-shirt that read EASILY DISTRACTED BY SHINY OBJECTS.
“Ruby’s mom just had a ginormous fit and yelled at her,” Meghan was saying. “I don’t know if you saw.” Noel nodded. “I’ve been here awhile, actually.” Ag.
He saw me say all those horrible things to my mother.
He saw me make a scene in a restaurant.
He saw me ruin Hutch’s going-away party.
Ag.
A month ago it would have been fine.
A month ago, Noel was my real live boyfriend and I would have trusted him to understand why I had acted the way I did. Or to forgive me if he didn’t understand it.
But now—I was disgusted with myself; there was no reason he wouldn’t be disgusted with me. Yet at the same time I felt like screaming at him: It’s your fault.
Don’t you see that? If you’d just called me like a real boyfriend, and showed up here to say goodbye to Hutch like a real friend, I would never have been so lonely inside and tangled. If you had showed up, I never would have yelled at my mother and everything would be fine right now.
But I’m not so crazy that I said that out loud.
“Hi, Ruby,” Noel said as I sat there at the food-covered table, staring at him with my eyes overflowing. “It’s great to see you.”
I couldn’t talk.
He was still standing on the other side of the table.
Wasn’t he coming around? Wasn’t he going to explain, or kiss me so I’d know everything was okay?
Didn’t he see I was crying? Wouldn’t he take me in his arms?
No, I realized.
He wasn’t going to hug me, or kiss me, or even smile at me.
He was just saying “It’s great to see you” like a pod-robot. A very, very attractive pod-robot, but a pod-robot still.
I had had a boyfriend turn into a pod-robot before.
Jackson.
I bolted.
I yanked the twenty-dollar Bill from my bag and shoved it at Meghan, saying, “I’ll pay you back for the rest, I promise,” and blurting out the word sorry to Hutch, I ran out of the restaurant and down the block.
In the movies, when a heroine bolts from a difficult situation, the night is black and the empty rain-slicked streets nearly glow. The shot cuts to a few minutes later. She is far from the scene and the people giving her angst, walking picturesquely through the night while some tortured music plays.
But life is not a movie, as I am continually forced to acknowledge, and I stumbled out of Snappy Dragon into sunshine, since in Seattle it doesn’t get dark until after nine in the summer. There was no sound track of agonized contemplation, no empty landscape.
Instead, there were cars honking and people running errands or going to dinner. Everything looked ordinary and uncinematic.
I ran about a block and then stopped. I had no money for the bus and I had forgotten my house keys.
They were in my jacket, draped over the back of a chair in Snappy Dragon.
I was going to have to go back.
I sank to the sidewalk, leaning against a mailbox.
Maybe Noel would run down the street after me.
Was he coming? His coat flapping behind him as he called, “Ruby, wait! Let me explain!” Was he?
No.
He wasn’t coming.
Each minute that passed made it clearer.
It wasn’t romantic or intense to have bolted.
It was just mental.
Meghan’s Jeep pulled up alongside where I was sitting. She popped the door and called, “I’ve got your jacket. Get in.”
“I’m never leaving this mailbox,” I moaned.
“You have to leave the mailbox.”
“No, I don’t. The mailbox is my only friend. It will protect me against pod-robots and my own lack of sanity. hello, darling mailbox. You are my savior and protector.”
“Leave the mailbox, Roo. I’m your friend.”
“ ’Cause you
body hug.1 She grabbed Noel by the arm and pulled him toward our table. He looked wan and tired from the cross-country flight, and he hadn’t put any gell in his hair, so it hung down softly over his forehead. He wore a shabby black trench coat I hadn’t seen before and a T-shirt that read EASILY DISTRACTED BY SHINY OBJECTS.
“Ruby’s mom just had a ginormous fit and yelled at her,” Meghan was saying. “I don’t know if you saw.” Noel nodded. “I’ve been here awhile, actually.” Ag.
He saw me say all those horrible things to my mother.
He saw me make a scene in a restaurant.
He saw me ruin Hutch’s going-away party.
Ag.
A month ago it would have been fine.
A month ago, Noel was my real live boyfriend and I would have trusted him to understand why I had acted the way I did. Or to forgive me if he didn’t understand it.
But now—I was disgusted with myself; there was no reason he wouldn’t be disgusted with me. Yet at the same time I felt like screaming at him: It’s your fault.
Don’t you see that? If you’d just called me like a real boyfriend, and showed up here to say goodbye to Hutch like a real friend, I would never have been so lonely inside and tangled. If you had showed up, I never would have yelled at my mother and everything would be fine right now.
But I’m not so crazy that I said that out loud.
“Hi, Ruby,” Noel said as I sat there at the food-covered table, staring at him with my eyes overflowing. “It’s great to see you.”
I couldn’t talk.
He was still standing on the other side of the table.
Wasn’t he coming around? Wasn’t he going to explain, or kiss me so I’d know everything was okay?
Didn’t he see I was crying? Wouldn’t he take me in his arms?
No, I realized.
He wasn’t going to hug me, or kiss me, or even smile at me.
He was just saying “It’s great to see you” like a pod-robot. A very, very attractive pod-robot, but a pod-robot still.
I had had a boyfriend turn into a pod-robot before.
Jackson.
I bolted.
I yanked the twenty-dollar Bill from my bag and shoved it at Meghan, saying, “I’ll pay you back for the rest, I promise,” and blurting out the word sorry to Hutch, I ran out of the restaurant and down the block.
In the movies, when a heroine bolts from a difficult situation, the night is black and the empty rain-slicked streets nearly glow. The shot cuts to a few minutes later. She is far from the scene and the people giving her angst, walking picturesquely through the night while some tortured music plays.
But life is not a movie, as I am continually forced to acknowledge, and I stumbled out of Snappy Dragon into sunshine, since in Seattle it doesn’t get dark until after nine in the summer. There was no sound track of agonized contemplation, no empty landscape.
Instead, there were cars honking and people running errands or going to dinner. Everything looked ordinary and uncinematic.
I ran about a block and then stopped. I had no money for the bus and I had forgotten my house keys.
They were in my jacket, draped over the back of a chair in Snappy Dragon.
I was going to have to go back.
I sank to the sidewalk, leaning against a mailbox.
Maybe Noel would run down the street after me.
Was he coming? His coat flapping behind him as he called, “Ruby, wait! Let me explain!” Was he?
No.
He wasn’t coming.
Each minute that passed made it clearer.
It wasn’t romantic or intense to have bolted.
It was just mental.
Meghan’s Jeep pulled up alongside where I was sitting. She popped the door and called, “I’ve got your jacket. Get in.”
“I’m never leaving this mailbox,” I moaned.
“You have to leave the mailbox.”
“No, I don’t. The mailbox is my only friend. It will protect me against pod-robots and my own lack of sanity. hello, darling mailbox. You are my savior and protector.”
“Leave the mailbox, Roo. I’m your friend.”
“ ’Cause you
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