thirties or forties by now, but they’re all dead. Dead or missing. Killed in car wrecks, or just vanished.
Neddy Nelson: All I’m saying is: What if time is not the fragile butterfly wing that science experts keep saying? What if time is more like a chain-link fence you can’t hardly fuck up?
I mean, even if you fucked it up, even ten hundred times—how would you ever know? Any present moment, any “right now,” we get what we get. You know?
Lynn Coffey ( Journalist): Take the time to review the press releases, and the government’s official statements seem to conflict with actual events. The rubberneck study wasn’t suspended due to passage of the I-SEE-U Act. The study died because its chief engineers were failing to report for work. If you tally the expense reports and cross-reference them with payroll records and police statements, you’ll find a pattern of wrecked government vehicles, and a significant number of the engineers driving those vehicles appeared to have fled the scene of each accident. They didn’t die, but they’ve never been seen again.
Neddy Nelson: And by the time you were old, like creaky, fucked-up old, and you’d spermed your last version of yourself—wouldn’t you get with that latest-model, young you and have a little heart-to-heart? Let’s say this finely tuned new hybrid you is eighteen or nineteen years old?
Tina Something ( Party Crasher): Forget it. Nobody’s going to tell you what’s the real goal of Party Crashing. Go ahead, keep telling yourself we’re all just goofing around. A bunch of lamebrains who get our jollies by ramming each other with cars.
Besides, most of these idiots are operating based on rumors. Stories. Nobody’s sure how it really works. Nobody’s going to tell you what’s really going on.
But a few of us are going to become gods.
Neddy Nelson: All I’m saying is: What if it’s not Rant’s fault he’s the result of somebody’s longtime, sick-assed plan? Didn’t Rant use to say, “The future you have tomorrow won’t be the same future you had yesterday”?
You got all that?
33–Werewolves IV
Shot Dunyun ( Party Crasher): Talk about bullshit. Looking back on this. It’s beyond bullshit, but sometimes I don’t think when I brush my teeth, and I’d spit the toothpaste into the toilet instead of the sink. Force of habit. I never think how spit is really saliva, and I never consider how my dog used to drink out of the toilet.
Jayne Merris ( Musician): You remember what people were like. One rumor said Nighttimers picked up apples for sale in grocery stores, licked the apples, and put them back, hoping to infect Daytimers. Other rumors said Nighttimers would spit from highrise windows during the day.
Neddy Nelson ( Party Crasher): The Berlin Wall…the Great Wall of China…that zone dividing Israel from the Palestinians…North from South Korea—isn’t that what the eight o’clock curfew became?
Galton Nye ( City Councilman): The main problem I have with Nighttimers is they get on their high horse and call me a bigot. Nobody can call me prejudiced. For their information, my own daughter is a so-called Nighttimer, my own little girl. Since almost three years ago.
Neddy Nelson: How soon was it before Daytimers assumed every Nighttimer carried rabies? In food service? In health care? What about child care? Can you name one Daytimer who still hired nighttime labor?
Shot Dunyun: My dog I had was a three-year-old pug named Sandy. She used to chase a tennis ball until she’d be so tired I’d have to carry her home from the park. She’d sleep the whole trip back.
I knew I couldn’t boost peaks, and I knew what that meant, but talk about being stupid.
Jayne Merris: You remember? You heard rumors about people not knowing they were infected, kissing their husbands and wives, parents kissing their kids good night and giving them rabies. Churches that shared a common wineglass during Communion, that was another story that made the
Neddy Nelson: All I’m saying is: What if time is not the fragile butterfly wing that science experts keep saying? What if time is more like a chain-link fence you can’t hardly fuck up?
I mean, even if you fucked it up, even ten hundred times—how would you ever know? Any present moment, any “right now,” we get what we get. You know?
Lynn Coffey ( Journalist): Take the time to review the press releases, and the government’s official statements seem to conflict with actual events. The rubberneck study wasn’t suspended due to passage of the I-SEE-U Act. The study died because its chief engineers were failing to report for work. If you tally the expense reports and cross-reference them with payroll records and police statements, you’ll find a pattern of wrecked government vehicles, and a significant number of the engineers driving those vehicles appeared to have fled the scene of each accident. They didn’t die, but they’ve never been seen again.
Neddy Nelson: And by the time you were old, like creaky, fucked-up old, and you’d spermed your last version of yourself—wouldn’t you get with that latest-model, young you and have a little heart-to-heart? Let’s say this finely tuned new hybrid you is eighteen or nineteen years old?
Tina Something ( Party Crasher): Forget it. Nobody’s going to tell you what’s the real goal of Party Crashing. Go ahead, keep telling yourself we’re all just goofing around. A bunch of lamebrains who get our jollies by ramming each other with cars.
Besides, most of these idiots are operating based on rumors. Stories. Nobody’s sure how it really works. Nobody’s going to tell you what’s really going on.
But a few of us are going to become gods.
Neddy Nelson: All I’m saying is: What if it’s not Rant’s fault he’s the result of somebody’s longtime, sick-assed plan? Didn’t Rant use to say, “The future you have tomorrow won’t be the same future you had yesterday”?
You got all that?
33–Werewolves IV
Shot Dunyun ( Party Crasher): Talk about bullshit. Looking back on this. It’s beyond bullshit, but sometimes I don’t think when I brush my teeth, and I’d spit the toothpaste into the toilet instead of the sink. Force of habit. I never think how spit is really saliva, and I never consider how my dog used to drink out of the toilet.
Jayne Merris ( Musician): You remember what people were like. One rumor said Nighttimers picked up apples for sale in grocery stores, licked the apples, and put them back, hoping to infect Daytimers. Other rumors said Nighttimers would spit from highrise windows during the day.
Neddy Nelson ( Party Crasher): The Berlin Wall…the Great Wall of China…that zone dividing Israel from the Palestinians…North from South Korea—isn’t that what the eight o’clock curfew became?
Galton Nye ( City Councilman): The main problem I have with Nighttimers is they get on their high horse and call me a bigot. Nobody can call me prejudiced. For their information, my own daughter is a so-called Nighttimer, my own little girl. Since almost three years ago.
Neddy Nelson: How soon was it before Daytimers assumed every Nighttimer carried rabies? In food service? In health care? What about child care? Can you name one Daytimer who still hired nighttime labor?
Shot Dunyun: My dog I had was a three-year-old pug named Sandy. She used to chase a tennis ball until she’d be so tired I’d have to carry her home from the park. She’d sleep the whole trip back.
I knew I couldn’t boost peaks, and I knew what that meant, but talk about being stupid.
Jayne Merris: You remember? You heard rumors about people not knowing they were infected, kissing their husbands and wives, parents kissing their kids good night and giving them rabies. Churches that shared a common wineglass during Communion, that was another story that made the
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