to him and grabbed hold.
Susan bellowed as though heâd just sliced off her teat with a bayonet. She threw both hind legs into the air, and Chance leaped backward. He moved fast, but not fast enough to miss the stinging blow across his cheek from her dung-laden tail.
Chanceâs feet tangled with the bucket. He tried to catch his balance against the wall with his bad arm, but it folded under his weight. He struggled to keep from falling, but it was useless. He ended up flat on his back in the soiled straw. One leg of the stool ground into his hip, the bucket handle was still hooked over his left foot, and the cowâs wicked-looking hind quarters were only inches away from his head.
âWhoa, steady, Susan. Good cow.â
âWhat are you going down there?â
Chance looked up to see Rachel peering over the top of the stall.
âIt isnât funny,â he fumed. âIf you value this beast, youâll get her away from me before Iââ
âBefore you do what?â Rachel snickered.
The cow mooed loudly, and Chance looked back just as she raised her tail.
Rachel flung the door open, slapped the animal on a bony hip, and turned her away seconds before the cow let fly with a yellow stream.
Chance got to his feet. He wasnât sure who he was less happy with, the cow or the woman. âSusan is obviously a womanâs cow,â he muttered between clenched teeth. âShe isnât trained to allow a man to milk her.â
âNonsense. James milked her all the time. And when Igo into town, Cora Wrightâs grandson tends her and heâs only twelve. You squeezed too hard, thatâs all. A cowâs teats are tender. You have to handle her gently, talk to her so she isnât nervous.â
âSheâs nervous?â
âLet me show you.â Rachel retrieved the bucket and the stool and took her place beside the cow. âYou do it like this,â she explained. âSqueeze and pull, squeeze and pull.â Two streams of milk hissed against the sides of the pail, filling the air with a comforting scent.
A black cat with a white spot on his face appeared out of nowhere and rubbed against Chanceâs leg and began to purr loudly.
Rachel pressed her head against the cowâs belly and continued to produce a steady flow of milk. Then she rose and motioned to the stool. âNow you try.â
Chance sat down, extending his hand, and Rachel positioned it on a warm teat. He applied pressure.
Not a drop came out.
âSqueeze and pull at the same time,â Rachel said. âIf you just pinch it shut, it doesnât work.â
A crude remark rose in Chanceâs mind, but he kept silent. Rachel Irons might be an exasperating female, but she was a respectable woman, and heâd not insult her with crass behavior.
He tried again, remembering to tug downward as he tightened his fingers. This time milk dribbled out, not so freely as when Rachel did it, but something.
âGood,â she said. âAnother thirty minutes, and youâll have this licked. Iâm making sausage and biscuits for breakfast. I expect at least a third of a bucket of milk this morning. Donât stop until every teat is dry, and donât let her kick over the bucket before youâre done. Understand?â
âPerfectly.â
âShe likes it if you sing to her.â
âIâm not singing to a daâto a dumb cow.â
Rachel shrugged. âSuit yourself. But you canât come to the table smelling like that. Iâll leave some clean clothing, a towel, and a bar of soap by the back door. Go down to the creek and have a bath before you come into my house.â
âI want a razor.â
âPlanning on cutting your throat, Reb?â
He knew she was laughing at him, but he wouldnât give her the satisfaction of seeing that she was annoying him. âI want to shave.â
âWhat? Give up that handsome beard of
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