sunlight, and Jayden bent over and stuffed it into the playerâs mouth. Jayden stood up.
âTo answer your question, Kat, he was on a potion called the Potion of Swiftness, also called QPO or Lightning. Itâs a potion thatâll give you a quick burst of energy, but it will make you weak for a short while afterward. Steve here took too much QPO one night at a Spleef match, and he hasnât been able to drink it without passing out afterward ever since. Itâs a shame. It really did help him run this farm more productively.â
âHold on,â said Stan. âHe runs the farm? Thatâs your brother?â He decided to save the question of what Spleef was for a later day.
âYep,â said Jayden grimly. âYou see, the only way to heal him is to give him a golden apple, which would normally heal you from an injury. The problem is, apples are really rare, and gold isnât that common either, and thatâs what you use to craft the golden apples.â
Steve had begun to stir. As he came to, Stan took an opportunity to look at the farm.
It was giganticâit must have taken up a quarter of the entire Adorian village. There were fields and fields covered in wheat, pumpkins, watermelon, and tall stalks that Stan couldnât identify. Irrigation ditches ran between the plants. Cocoa bean pods grew on logs that looked like they came from a jungle. There were also pastures. There was a whole herd of cows and a group of pigs. Stan saw some sheep with white, black, and brown wool, and some with no wool.
Stan looked around and also saw chickens, a pool filled with squid, some wolves, and some things that looked like wild cats. But the most peculiar thing was something that resembled a cow, except that it was red and white and covered with mushrooms actually growing out of its back. While there were herds of the other animals, there were only three red-and-white cowsâtwo large ones and a small one. Stan guessed that these were the things that Jayden had just led to the village from the Mushroom Island. What did he call them? Oh yeah, Mooshrooms. Funny name . . .
Steve had come back around and was beginning to stand up. He put his blocky hand to his head and moaned.
âOh . . . ugh . . . oh, what happened?â
âDonât give me that!â fumed Jayden. âYou know perfectly well what happened. You know that you canât be QPOed on the job! Iâm running out of golden apples to heal you with. Apples donât just grow on trees! Well, not in this game, anyway . . . but the point is, youâve gotta be more responsible, Steve!â
âHey, who are those guys?â asked Steve, who had not been listening to Jayden and was now looking distractedly at Stan and his friends.
Jayden looked furious and was about to yell at Steve again when G said, âDonât, Jay, thereâs no point. Steve, this is Stan, Charlie, and Kat. Guys, this is CrazySteve1026, aka Steve.â
âHey, noobs,â said Steve, disregarding the exasperated sigh of Stan and the smirk of Sally. âAbout tuh start da program, I assume? Yes? Alrighty den, what can I help ya with, little brother?â asked Steve, turning back to Jayden.
âWe just need some watermelons,â said Jayden. âSal made some cake for breakfast but some of us are still . . .â
âSay no more, Jay,â said Steve. He then proceeded to walk over to the nearby watermelon field and bring his hoe down into two watermelons. They burst open, leaving a mess of watermelon slices in their places. He picked them up andwalked over to the group of players, handing two slices to each of them.
âMan, dis shtuff ish good,â mumbled G.
âYeah, you should make a watermelon cake next time, Sal,â boomed Archie.
âYouâre welcome,â spat an annoyed Sally.
Once they finished their watermelon, Steve said, âAlrighty den, all fed? Good, den off ya kids go. Have
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