bulletproof glass, fancy locks that you have to punch secret codes into. The old station had featured an open front counter and doors you could have jimmied with a credit card. So far as I know, nobody had ever invaded the place, nobody had ever come in waving a gun, nobody had ever planted a bomb. Nevertheless: now, Fort Knox.
âHi, Regina,â I said to the receptionist.
Regina was a chatty type. I make a point to keep on her good side because she knows everything that happens in the law enforcement community and isnât afraid to tell you about it in great detail. âHi, Charley. Boy, theyâre hot at you today.â
I laughed.
âThey already put Mr. Dane on the bus to the county lockup.â
âNo problem. Iâve got another client. Leon Prouty.â
âThat snakehead boy?â
âThe who?â
âThe snakehead.â When she saw I had no idea what she was talking about, she said, âThe midnight landscaper, right?â
I nodded, and Regina buzzed me through the door back into the innards of the building. Lisa slipped in with me. âIâm with Mr. Sloan,â she said cheerily, as Regina looked ready to object. âIâm Charleyâs new paralegal.â
The duty sergeant eyed me briefly as I came into the booking area, then looked back at the paperwork he was filling out.
âHi, Fred,â I said brightly. âComing to pick up a prisoner. Leon James Prouty.â
âAfter that wiseass performance on the TV today?â the duty sergeant said. âYou can call me Sergeant Ross.â
âAw, come on. They always quote me out of context.â
The sergeant ignored me for a while, started ticking things off on a pink form. Tick. Tick. Tick. Giving each line a great deal of study.
âTake your time,â I said.
Lisa was pacing up and down. Not only a bellicose drunk, it appeared, but a hyper drunk, too.
The desk sergeant kept pretending to work. The way the room is set up, most of the prisoners are held in a corral behind the desk. If they stand in the right place, they can watch us.
âHey!â It was a tall thin boy with dyed blond hair and lots of tattoos. âMr. Sloan? You getting me out?â
âHang on,â I said. âWeâll have you out in a jiff.â
The sergeant ignored me. Another lawyer came in, Victor Trembly, probably the most despised criminal lawyer this side of Detroit. âCharley,
mi amigo
!â he said in his usual unctuous tone. âHowâs the big star of the small screen?â
âVictor.â I smiled noncommittally.
Victor Trembly rapped on the desk with his gaudy Wayne State ring. âHowâs she hanging, Fred? Need to pick up a scumbag, excuse me, a
client
by the name of Roe-shawn Beasleyyyyy.â He pronounced the name in a broad parody of a black accent, winking at me as he drawled.
âRahShawn Beasley. Right away,â the desk sergeant said. âYou got his bond and everything?â
âAbsolutelayyy, mah brothah.â
The desk sergeant pulled some forms out, set them in front of Trembly, then went back and unlocked the door of the corral. A bedraggled-looking black kid came out.
âJust sign here, Mr. Beasley,â the desk sergeant said, handing him a clipboard. âThen here, and . . . yeah. Just like you did last time you were here.â
The kid slouched over to his lawyer.
âYour personal possessions are in here, Mr. Beasley,â the sergeant said, setting a small cardboard box on the counter.
âIâll take that, Fred,â Trembly said. He rummaged around in the box, came out with a couple of gold chains, two gold rings, and a gold tooth cap, then tossed the box back on the counter. âThank you, Roe-Shawn. These will be applied to my fee. Letâs shuffle on out of here so you can get back to your
alleged
pharmaceutical sales stand before too much of your daily income has been lost.â
Trembly and his
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