"That why Bobby looking to have you clipped."
"Clipped?"
"Un huh."
"A sweetie like me?"
"Un huh."
"Gee," I said. "I thought I'd won him over."
"Guess not," Hawk said. "Bobby come in to Henry's looking for me. Said he needed some pest removal work done. Heard I was in that business."
I shook my head. "Pest removal," I said. "That hurts."
"Can see why it would," Hawk said.
The waitress came and brought ribs for me and tuna for Hawk. On the plate with my ribs were some beans, some watermelon and a big piece of cornbread.
Hawk looked at the slab of ribs. "Mighta made an error," Hawk said.
"Tuna's good for you," I said.
"Sure," Hawk said. "So I ask Bobby where he heard that, and he said, guy he'd done some business with in town. I say 'gimme a name.' He say ..." Hawk smiled happily, " 'Gerry Broz.' "
I said, "A blast from the past."
Hawk cut a morsel off his tuna and inspected. It was pink, as promised. Hawk nodded his head once and put the tuna into his mouth and chewed. He nodded once again, and swallowed.
"So I figure the guy's probably straight, using Joe's kid's name, anybody can know Joe's, but most folks don't know 'bout Gerry.
"So I say what's the pest's name, and he say you."
I was struggling happily with my ribs. Normally I ended up with barbecue sauce in my socks when I ate ribs, but I always figured they were worth it.
"What's he paying?" I said when I could.
"Five bills," Hawk said.
"For crissake," I said, "Harry Cotton was offering that, when, seven, eight years ago."
"Yeah, well, Bobby's out of town, he don't know 'bout you. So, I say, 'You tell Gerry who you want hit?' And he say, 'No, what's the difference?' and I say, 'No difference.' "
Hawk ate a couple of grilled vegetables. I ate some beans. Hawk drank some beer, patted his lips carefully with his napkin, put it back on his lap.
"So Bobby say, 'Well?' And I say, 'Well what?' and Bobby say, `You want the job?' and I say, 'No.' And Bobby say, 'How come?' and I just look at him for a while and Bobby say, 'Well, okay, fine, you don't want it.' And I just looking at him and he say, 'You got any suggestions?' and I say, `No' and Bobby takes a walk."
I shook my head. "Five grand," I said. "That's insulting."
"Hey," Hawk said, "I just reporting the news."
I nodded. My ribs were gone, also the beans and the watermelon and the combread. Also my beer. I'd done another good job at the table.
"These are serious guys," I said. "Bobby came into my office this morning, offered a bribe, made a threat, neither one worked, so he went right out and found you."
"And when I said no he probably went on and found somebody else not as good," Hawk said. He was working on his supper now that it was my turn to talk.
"The only one as good would be me," I said, "and I wouldn't do it either."
"Still, they probably find some people willing," Hawk said. "Not everybody know better."
"Sucker born every minute," I said.
"What you into?" Hawk said.
"Basketball," I said.
"The national sport," Hawk said, "of ma people. Better tell me about it."
I did. While I did, Hawk finished his meal, the waiter came and cleared it and brought dessert menus.
"The bread pudding with whiskey sauce," I said to Hawk.
Hawk held up two fingers to the waiter and said, "Bread pudding."
We were eating the pudding by the time I got to Madelaine Roth. And I finished with Madelaine and the pudding at about the same time.
"What you think 'bout Bobby," Hawk said when I got through.
"I think that cheerful, pally act is a very thin veneer over a very tough guy," I said.
Hawk nodded. "Yeah," he said. "How 'bout I cruise around with you a while. Might meet me some adventurous coeds."
"Yeah," I said, "might be able to help me get Dwayne's attention too."
"Or Chantel's," Hawk said.
"Hawk," I said, "Dwayne is, you gotta remember, approximately the size of Harlem."
"There's that," Hawk said.
"Besides, I think we're trying to help him," I said.
"What's this we, white man? You the helper, I
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