been told of the abominations?â
âOh, yeah,â said Patrick. âLike in Kemptonâs game?â
âPrecisely!â said Kempton, entering the dining room, rubbing hand sanitizer into his hands once again. âThat one you saw me frag was a Class IIIâone of the very worst!â
âYes,â said Mr. Puber gravely. âThe mission Iâm contributing to now is on the trail of a Class II, a variety known as a Shambling Mound. Highly camouflaged, very hard for our sensors to detect.â
âSo. Wait. There are, like, real monsters out there?â asked Patrick, remembering anew that this wasâit obviously had to beâall a dream.
âReal monsters!?â said Mr. Puber. âQuadrupeds with twelve-inch teeth and razor-sharp claws that live only to kill and maim! Flying chimeras that can pluck a child from a sidewalk on its way home from school! Humongous, hirsute humanoids that can tear a man limb-from-limb!â
âAre there real monsters ?!â Kempton said with a snort.
âWhy would anybody make such things up?â said Mr. Puber.
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CHAPTER 15
Household Odors
Mrs. Griffin and Lucie watched as Mr. Coffinâs unconscious body was loaded into the ambulance.
âMedics say heâs going to be fine,â said the returning policeman. âHad a little accident with some bear spray is all.â
âBear spray?â asked Mrs. Griffin.
âYes, maâam,â said the officer. âThatâs the third accident with that stuff since the Peekskill sighting. People have been stocking up on it, and I guess getting a little trigger-happy. Just three weeks ago a guy over in Pleasantville sent two barbecue guests to the hospital because he thought it would be a good idea to test the stuff on his patio.â
âThat scream we heard was Mr. Coffin ?â asked Lucie.
âYep,â said the officer, hooking his thumb at the ambulance. âPretty high-pitched for an old guy, right? Like I said, stuffâs very powerful. And, obviously, painful.â
âAnd there was no actual bear?â asked Lucieâs mother.
âNo bear. The old man was actually babbling about rabbits and deer before he passed out. I shouldnât speculate, but itâs possible he was under the influence of something or other. You notice anything odd about him lately?â
âHe never comes outside except to complain about the noise of my husbandâs lawn mower. Heâs basically a hermit,â Mrs. Griffin replied.
âHe doesnât even answer the door on Halloween, even though we know heâs in there,â added Lucie.
âYeah, well,â said the officer, taking off his hat and mopping his brow with a coffee-stained paper napkin. âAnyhow, why donât you go back in the house and check for any hiding spots we may have missed. Weâve alerted the entire force, so if anybody sees him around the neighborhood, theyâll know to call it in. But Iâm sure heâs fine, maâam. Just give him a couple hours. Boys will be boys.â
A silver Mercedes sedan with tinted windows slowed down in front of the house just then.
âNeighbor?â asked the policeman.
âI donât know whose car that is,â said Mrs. Griffin.
The car sped away.
âProbably just a looky-loo,â he replied. âYou know how people areâthey see flashing lights and they gotta go stick their noses in it. All right, weâre going back to the station but give us a call as soon as he turns up, okay?â
âThank you, officer,â said Mrs. Griffin.
As she and Lucie watched the policeman return to his car, she began to sob.
âMom, donât cry. You heard the policeman. Everythingâs fine.â
Mary Griffin looked at her daughter. âI see why what youâre saying makes sense, but Iâm justâIâm just ⦠I have this terrible feeling . Itâs not a regular
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