around me, holding me in his embrace till evening washes the house in darkness.
Chapter 12
Knowledge is Not Always Power
âYou ready?â Tasha asks as she settles herself on one of the kitchenâs highchairs. Green eyes perfectly lined 70âs-style run over me. Her mid-forehead bangs slightly sway from side to side as she concludes her assessment with a tilt of her head. âSure?â
I roll my eyes. âOut with it already.â
Tasha shifts her pencil skirt clad bottom on the chair, and with much unnecessary drama, she turns to open her thin notebook. In unison, both our faces adhere to the screen for some good olâ self-flagellation. Green attentive eyes examine every angle of the woman in the tight navy dress that showcases a notable baby bump, while mine are cemented to the face, studying it fastidiously in sheer masochism. Yet again . Itâs a new interview with the redhead. Sheâs really cashing in on her childbearing situation.
âHumm,â Tasha wrinkles her nose. âSheâs, sheâs . . .â
âPretty?â I raise my stare from the screen. âElegant. Normal? Everything you donât want someone like her to look like?â
âI was about to say that that red looks like it came out of a bottle.â She wrinkles her nose again, this time with a twist of a mouth.
âSheâs an event planner,â I add. Somewhere between the lines, the pictures tell us both that she doesnât look like some bimbo gold-digger. She seems completely ordinary, pretty and ordinary and so much more. She looks like the kind of women whoâll wait for the other side to make the first move. A notion that makes me want to retch all over the screen. Itâs not okay to feel such healthy hatred toward someone youâve never met . But apparently, someone who had the pleasure of meeting your boyfriendâs penis.
âShe looks like someone who has better places to go in the afterlife,â Tasha deadpans. My lips pull up. Gotta love my besties. If someone is, God forbid, out to hurt me, he has no place in this world.
âWhat are we looking at?â Ian says, coming back into the kitchen, buttoning his jeans.
âYou could have done that in the bathroom,â Tasha scolds, pointing at his fly.
Ian shrugs it off and wedges himself between us, looking at the screen. âWhoâs Little Red Riding Ho?â
Tasha and I snort in stereo.
âThe alleged sperm robber,â Tasha fills in with a nod.
Ianâs hand sneaks in from behind Tasha and me, slamming the screen shut. âNo!â Fazed, we turn Ianâs way. âNo! Enough. Iâm not letting you sit here and gobble up shit that will start a crapfest in your gorgeous head.â He taps my head with his finger. âSeriously, why do you need to know who she is, how she looks, or what she does? What good will it do you?â
Tasha traps her lip between her teeth, bobbing her head in agreement. âSorry. Heâs right.â
âNu-uh.â Ian smacks my hand just before it reaches the laptop. âLeave the vile device alone!â
I narrow my eyes at the vile device. Later  . . .
âOh no, so help me, my little glutton for punishment.â He shakes his finger at me. âIf you even get close to a damn browser.â Ianâs stare is even sharper than the one Iâm deflecting. â Now , I need a drink.â
I slide my glass his way to be rewarded with a semi-shocked, wide-eyed glare. âWhat?â I say.
âTake this germ-populated thing away from me.â He waves his hand at the glass.
âOh, I almost forgot about Mr. sterile and his drinking from other peopleâs cups phobia.â I throw my eyes up.
âOh, right,â Tashaâs nostrils flare. She gives Ian the evil eye. âDrinking from someoneâs cup is a big no-no, but jumping from one erect penis to another is A-okay!â
Ian, being
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