rose
and suddenly drop to the ground,
what good would it do me?
I still wouldnât be able
to rake them up into huge soft piles
like I used to rake
the maple leaves back home.
And even if I could,
I wouldnât exactly be able
to jump into a pile of palm fronds
without getting all cut up, now would I?
I know fifteen
is way too old
to jump in the leaves
and I havenât actually done it in years.
The truth is,
I wouldnât be caught dead jumping in the leaves
now
.
But I guess I liked knowing that they were there.
Just in case.
Trudging Through Whipâs Pathetic Palm Forest
Iâm suddenly decked
by this major wave of nostalgia
for the maple tree in my front yard back home.
I miss its knotty old arms,
and that lap-like spot
between its two lowest branches,
such an easy climb up,
as though it had grown like that on purpose
just for me.
I read
The Whipping Boy
sitting in that tree.
I read
A Wrinkle in Time
there.
And
Tuck Everlasting
.
I read
To Kill a Mockingbird
in that maple.
And every word Richard Peck ever wrote.
I read
Speak
and
Hard Love
and
Hope Was Here
in those branches.
And Mom and I
were sitting up there
when she read me
Charlotteâs Web
.
That was
some
tree.
Oh,
Great
Whipâs standing out in front of the house
waiting for me.
And when he sees me,
he shouts out my name and starts
trotting down the driveway toward me
like that puppy I had when I was seven,
who used to get so excited when I got home from school
that heâd pee all over me.
âBoy, am I glad to see you,â Whip says.
âIf you hadnât shown up in another couple of minutes,
I was going to get a posse together.â
A posse?
Now, I donât usually think of myself
as a particularly
mean
person,
but suddenly my mouth flies open
and the words come shooting out like arrows.
âWhat I canât understand, Whip,
is why youâre so worried about me
now
,
when you havenât given a shit about me
for the last fifteen years.â
Whipâs tail suddenly stops wagging.
âThatâs not how it was. Iâve been wanting to explainââ
âI donât care
what
youâve been wanting,â I say.
And I brush right past him,
into the house.
When I Get Upstairs to My Room
I find a package lying on my bed.
Itâs from Lizzie!
I rip it open.
And instantly go mega-splotchy:
itâs filled with fiery red maple leaves.
Theyâre from my old tree, her note says.
My old tree!
But the thing is,
sheâs ironed them flat
between two sheets of wax paper.
âSo theyâll last,â she says.
I try to pull the sheets apart,
but theyâre all melted together.
That damn wax paper.
It makes it impossible to smell them.
Impossible to feel them.
Impossible.
I know Lizzie meant well,
but thereâs just something so awful about those leaves,
something so completely pathetic
about the fact that theyâre the only
real bit of fall Iâll see this season.
I crumple them up
and fling them into the wastebasket.
Dear Lizistrata,
Your care package just arrived. Thanks SOOOOOO much for the maple leaves. They almost made me cry.
Wistfully yours,
Ruby
PS. Rayâs not succumbing to Amberâs scuzzy charms, is he? Keep reminding him how wonderful I am.
PPS.
Am
I wonderful Iâm feeling insecure today·.
Iâm in the Middle of Writing Yet Another E-mail to My Late Mom
Demanding to know why on earth
she ever even married He-who-shall-not-be-mentioned
in the
first
place,
when thereâs a tap at my door.
I yank it open, hoping itâs Max.
But, naturally, itâs the scumdad,
looking all hangdog and pitiful.
Sort of like he did in
Sing to the Wind
,
in that scene where he finds out
that Meg Ryan is dumping him
for his best friend.
He says that he knows Iâm angry.
And that he doesnât blame me in the slightest.
And that if he was me,
heâd feel exactly the same way.
But that he wishes Iâd give him a chance to