fucking original. “ You and Derrick on the fritz again?” Amy asked. “ No,” Carmen lied and stopped to light a cigar. Where had he been this time? Rock climbing? Skydiving? Running with the fucking bulls? She watched Derrick until he ducked inside the club then continued walking. “ Who was Derrick talking to?” Amy asked. “ Cinder. He’s been a regular at the Bull for a few months now.” Amy hesitated before asking, “Have you—” “ No.” Carmen shot Amy a stern glance. “I think he likes the poles.” Cinder wore a blue rhinestone suit and yellow suede shoes. In one well-manicured hand he held a large cigar and in the other, a moon pie that he’d already taken a bite from. Cinder had to be the second most exotic dresser who frequented The Bull. “ How fares this splendid eve for Lady Carmen and her consort?” Carmen took a drag of her cigarette. And she’d give him the number one slot for being the most eccentric talker. “Just dandy.” “ May I offer a guess?” The guy always got her costume right but she never took it further. He seemed harmless enough, but she had zero attraction for him and she sensed he had even less for her. Her game of ‘ guess the costume and answer the trivia = get laid ’ was a bit juvenile but entirely entertaining. And in this podunk, backasswards town, a little excitement could curb a strong desire to tie oneself to a train track. She nodded. “ A sexy cartoon madam with poodle-like hair and nose...with a bit of a western spice.” She shook her head. “How do you do that?” Cinder winked. “I have traveled stars beyond dreams; your eyes make me quiver still.” Carmen nodded indifferently. “Cinder, sweetheart, you need more Daniels and less Cummings.” “ Your Daniels I have known, but your Cummings is much a bore.” He moved his face close to Carmen. “But she walks in beauty like the night; of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that’s best of dark and bright.” Carmen laughed and placed a light kiss on Cinder’s cheek. “Byron. Now that’s more my style.” Cinder took another bite of the moon pie and looked into the sky. “Tis a night of a thousand stars and destinies aligned that we find ourselves one day afar, but it will never forsake whom we are.” He leaned to look around Carmen where Amy stood. From his minty cigar, Cinder swirled a cloud of icy white smoke. “I must know the name of your lady friend.” “ I’m Amy.” She gave a wave. “What will never forsake who we are?” “ Our sign from the stars that we are eternally aligned.” Cinder’s face scrunched. “Such unorthodox vibes pour forth this moment in time. Is it too forward to ask of your sorrows and pains?” Amy’s eyes grew wide, gawking at Cinder as if he were some sort of celebrity. Carmen snatched her by the wrist. “Her day’s been awesome. Catch you later.” She dragged Amy through the door as Cinder gave his verbose farewell. Just inside, surrounded by country music, drunken chatter, cigarette smoke and dim lighting, she pulled Amy to the side. Carmen fished through her own purse. “I have something for you.” She found the purple vibrator, still in the package. “Meet Bastet.” Amy scowled. “Put that away. What would Shane think?” “ It was his idea.” A short brunette with pigtails and shorty shorts leaned over Amy’s shoulder. “I have that exact one, ‘cept mine’s pink. You’ll love it.” She disappeared into the crowd. Amy snatched the vibrator and shoved it in her purse. Her arms crossed over her chest, she glared at Carmen. “You gave it a name?” Carmen mimicked Amy’s angry expression and body posture, but with a touch of exaggeration. “I name all my playthings.” “ I can’t believe Shane would ask you to buy me a...toy. What was he thinking?” “ He wasn’t thinking. He’s got a penis and he’s breathing. But the brute is in love with you on a diehard level, so take the gift