ON THE JERUSALEMâETZION BLOC BYPASS ROAD.
For a moment there was utter silence in the room. The loud ringing of a telephone was the only thing to break it.
âThe telephoneâs ringing, are you people deaf?â Niva asked. âItâs the hotline, someoneâs got to answer it. Is someone picking up? Aviva, answer it, itâs the hotline!â When the telephone next to her began ringing too, she picked it up without taking her eyes from the television screen. âI donât understand,â she was saying into the mouthpiece. âTalk clearly. Are they from Hamas or what?â Just then the opening notes of Mozartâs Symphony No. 40 rang out noisily from a mobile phone, sending Niva scrambling for her large black leather bag. After fishing through it madly, she managed to extricate a silver cellular telephone, took a look at its display panel, pursed her lips, and said, âYes, Mother, what is it?â
Zadik stood in front of the wall monitor, watching the interviewer and his two guests, whose lips were moving soundlessly.
âWhat are you doing at the supermarket on Agron Street?â Niva shouted into her phone. âOh, Mother, we agreed that you wouldnât leave the house until I get there!â
âHello?â Aviva said into the receiver of the hotline. âHello? Yes, heâs right here, just a minute. Itâs for you,â she said, handing the phone to Zadik.
Zadik listened for a moment, raised his head and announced, âQuiet, everyone, you can calm down; itâs not terrorists.â
Only then did someone raise the volume on the monitor so that it was possible to hear the military correspondent from Channel Two summarizing the turn of events: âAnd so,â he said, facing the camera, clearly emotional, âwe now have official confirmation. This is not a terrorist attack. To sum up events, we know that at six-forty-five this morning a tunnel on the JerusalemâEtzion Bloc bypass road was blockaded by four trucks parked inside the tunnel. It appears that the car of the minister for labor and social affairs is trappedââ
âTurn down the volume!â Zadik shouted. âI donât understand why Zohar isnât on the air! How is it that their military correspondent is there but ours isnât?â
âAs of now you no longer need a military correspondent there,â Aviva said spitefully, as she removed her makeup kit from her purse. âDidnât you hear him? Itâs not a military maneuver, itâs just some strikers, and theyâve kidnapped whatâs-her-name, Madame Minister Ben-Zvi.â
âYeah,â said Hefetz, âbut we didnât know that until now. Zohar was on his way there, now I get where he was headed so fast before. He should be right there with their correspondent. Never mind. Benizri, get down to the studio, weâll interrupt programming. Go on, get down there!â
âHere, here he is!â Aviva announced, and everyone looked to the Channel One monitor, where they could see Zohar, microphone in hand, a thick gray wool scarf wrapped around his neck. He was speaking into the camera, but there was no sound. A second later the image disappeared, and in its place a caption: TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, PLEASE STAY TUNED.
âNaturally,â Tzippi scoffed from the doorway. âWere we really expecting a problem-free broadcast? Weâd all go into shock!â
âJust tell me how we expect to make the ratings with shoddy work like this?â David Shalit grumbled.
âWhat I canât understand,â Hefetz said despairingly in a hoarse voice, without taking his eyes from the monitor, âis why it always happens at moments like these. Sometimes I swear it feelsâ¦it feels like itâs on purposeâ¦â
âI totally donât get why a military correspondent is there,â said Danny Benizri to Hefetz. âYou heard them: if
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