out most evenings. At the other, smaller house weâd moved from, he was always at home after work, and in the early days of this new oneâthe bigger house that Mother hatedâhe was usually in his chair, dressed in flannel pajamas and a fuzzy bathrobe, reading the
Globe
under a lamp in the corner. But after that first night, with âMandy,â and then the jokes, and the tambourine, as Mr. Bones, he was out at night, sometimes didnât come home for supper, or if he did, it was âPass the mouse turdâ or, holding the pepper shaker, âThis is how I feel, like pulverized pepperâfine!â
âThe oil burnerâs back on the fritz,â Mother said.
Any mention of a problem with the house these days made Dad smile his Mr. Bones smile and roll his eyes.
âHeard about the King of England? Heâs got a
royal
burner.â
âWeâll have to get Mel to look at it.â
âTambo is a busy man, yes he is. Says to me, âWhat is the quickest way to the emergency ward?â I says, âTambo, just you stand in the middle of the road.ââ
Mother did not react, except to say, âItâs giving off a funny smell.â
âGiving off a funny smell!â Dad said, and put one finger in the air, what I now recognized as a Mr. Bones gestureâhe was about to say something and wanted attention. âMr. Interlocutor, what is the difference between an elephant passing wind and a place where you might go for a drink?â
âI donât think you understand,â Mother said in a strained voice. âThis house hasnât been right since the day we moved in. First it was the roof, then the paint, then the plumbing. Now itâs the heat. Weâre not going to have any hot water. Everythingâs
wrong.
â
Dad held his chin in his hand, as Iâd seen him do at the store. He thought a moment, then looked around the table and said, âMr. Interlocutor, the difference between an elephant passing wind and the place where you might go for a drink isâone is a barroom and the other is a
bar-rooom!
â
He said it so loud we jumped. He didnât laugh. He drew his chair next to Mother and sang.
Â
Rosie, you are my posie,
You are my heartâs bouquet.
Come out here in the moonlight,
Thereâs something sweet, love,
I want to say.
Â
Mother looked awkward and sad. She wasnât angry. In a way, by clowning, Dad took her mind off the problems of the house. She could not get his attention. And who was he anyway? He had a different voice, a jaunty manner.
It wasnât any kind of joking Iâd heard before from him. His teasing was more like mocking and bullying. He wouldnât call Mel Hankey anything but Tambo, and John Flaherty was Lightning. They had never been close friends beforeâhe had no friendsâbut now he had Tambo and Lightning and Mr. Interlocutor.
âMorrie Daigle said heâd help you fix the roof.â
âMr. Interlocutor is too hot to do that. He is so hot he will only read fan mail.â
That was how we found out who Mr. Interlocutor was.
âHave you lost your wallet?â Dad said to Floyd.
âNo,â Floyd said, and clapped his hand to his pocket.
âGood. Then give me the five dollars you owe me.â
Floyd made a face, looked helpless, thrashed a little. It was true that Dad had given him five dollars, but he had not brought it up before this.
Dad said, âHear about the Indian who had a red ant?â
I didnât understand that one at all. I pictured an Indian with an insect. It made no sense.
There was something abrupt and deflecting in his humor. He made a joke and seemed to expand, pushing the house and his job aside. Heâd been at the new job for six months now and never mentioned it. I had seen him in the store, not working but sitting in the chair where the shoe customers were supposed to sit, and instead of waiting on them, or