with you, Milo,â Vera says.
âOkay, tell her Iâll be right out.â
Pablo winks at him. âDonât be afraid to show your true feelings.â
âWhat true feelings?â Wallace asks.
âAbout the fence,â Milo says, kicking Pablo.
Vera picks up Tanisâs underpants. âHel-lo, somebody forgot their knickers.â
All eyes fix on the underpants.
âTheyâre Mariaâs,â Pablo blurts.
âPatched things up, have you?â
âNot totally,â Pablo says. âI still have to stay here a couple of nights, if thatâs okay.â
âNo way are you rutting on my couch,â Wallace says.
âItâs my couch,â Milo intervenes.
Tanis appears with her hair sprung loose and takes her panties from Vera. âThose are mine, thank you. Milo, can we speak privately for a moment?â
He sits on one of Gusâs peeling Muskoka chairs, wishing Tanis would sit on the other one, but she remains standing with arms crossed, the panties scrunched into her fist.
âRemember,â she says, âRobertson had a Halloween party a couple of years ago and nobody came but you?â
âChristopherâs assistant came as Dorothy.â
âYou came as Spider-Man.â
âDid I? Hunh. Iâd forgotten. I wonder what happened to that costume.â
âBilly Kinney was assaulted by a man wearing a Spider-Man mask.â
âBilly who?â Milo knows exactly who Billy is.
âHe woke up this morning with a headache but it got worse after the assault so his mother took him to emerg. Did you knock him down?â She stares unwaveringly into Miloâs soul, leaving energy impressions.
âOf course not.â He did not knock him down. The boy collapsed before him. He canât say this, canât admit he was there and fled.
âWhere were you this morning?â
âWhat? Here.â
âVera says you left early.â
Thereâs no question heâs going to have to snuff the old crow. âThatâs right. I had an audition. That was an experience and a half. I had to run around with my shirt off.â
âYou had an audition at eight-fifteen this morning?â
âCorrecto, you going to arrest me?â He tries to sit back casually, crossing one leg over the other. He tries to smile bemusedly or innocently â heâs not sure which. His mouth freezes in the confusion. âIâm sorry about the underpants,â he says. âI donât know how I walked away with them.â
âI know you care deeply about Robertson. But this wonât help him. Please donât do it again.â She walks out of his yard into her own, spared the knowledge that her husband is in the trauma centre fighting for his legs and maybe his life. Milo feels so ill suddenly he canât get off the chair.
âAre you asleep?â Robertson asks, squatting by the other Muskoka chair and picking at the paint.
âNo.â
âYou looked like you were sleeping.â
âI was just thinking.â
âAbout what?â
âOh, ice cream. Do you want some?â
âWhat flavour?â
âDeath by Chocolate.â
âSweet.â
âIâll be right back.â He is afraid that Robertson will grill him as Tanis did and he will act equally badly.
Pablo, Wallace and Vera are watching a reality show featuring a born-again aging bombshell who insists she saves marriages by selling vibrators, fruit-flavoured condoms and lubricants. âWhat about the whips and chains, ducky?â Vera demands.
âI canât believe weâre watching this,â Wallace says but it is Vera who controls the remote.
âShut up, Wally, you might learn something.â
Milo scoops massive amounts of ice cream into the bowls, hoping to console Robertson.
âMum would never let me have that much,â he says.
âIs that right? Well, youâre in my yard