it?â
âProblem? Load it and I am on my way.â
âAh, cash, well. Lemmeâyou knowâyou look familiar. Something about the way you hold that piece. I canât place it.â
âYou see many movies?â
âMovies, nah. I donât go out much. The wife, sheâs got phlebitis, she donât like to go out much.â
âLike this, if I hold the gun like this?â
âWait. Wait. Oh. Oh, shit. Yeah, Murder Among Friends . Or, what was it? Murder with a Vengeance ? Youâreâyouâre Harrison Ford.â
âClose enough.â
âReally? Shit. Wait till I tell the wife.â
âNice to meet youâehââ
âTom.â
âTom, nice to meet you.â
âYou here to make a movie?â
âNah. Nah, no movie. Iâm here to make a hit for a friend. Donât tell anyone, ok?â
âHeh-heh, right. Listen, thanks, Mr. Ford.â
âYes, Tom. Thank you.â
18.
The bartender, accustomed even to early morning drinkers, still seemed perplexed at his patrons. They seemed exotic, from some other place. Perhaps it was Camelâs flop-brimmed hat.
âThe story,â Eric was saying, âis about cynicism. Itâs about how irony only takes one so far and then you discover that you are tightrope walking without a net.â
Camel was nodding, sagely, into his beer.
âItâs all but written,â Sandy added. âThough, typically, what we do is keep the script fluid, malleable, especially when we go on location and weâre unfamiliar with the local zeitgeist. Thatâs where you come in.â
âLocal zeitgeist,â Camel said.
âSure,â Eric reassured him.
âWill I, like, be on set?â
âNo, not necessarily. Weâre hoping you can communicate with us by email as we go. Weâll give you pages andââ
âEmail,â Camel said.
âYou donât have email,â Eric said. It wasnât a question.
âThat entails a computer, am I right?â Camel suddenly sounded like a schoolboy.
âSorry . . . um, we can work differently. What do you think, Sand?â
âWell, we can work . . . differently.â
âYes,â Eric said.
âOk, sure. Gimme some pages and Iâll see whatâs what.â
âThatâs great, Buddy.â Eric was straining his effusiveness. He was about out of it.
âAnd you can get me drugs?â
âSure.â
âHollywood drugs.â
âSure, Camel. Hollywood drugs.â
âHey, did you see that special on Dylan last night?â
âNoâI didnâtââ
âHeâs gone electric,â Camel said.
19.
Sandy and Eric gave Camel a working copy of the script. First, all three of them had to go to Kinkoâs to print a copy from Sandyâs laptop since giving Camel a zip drive of it would be inane.
âMemphis Movie,â Camel read, weighing the pages in his hand as if they were so many tomatoes.
âWorking title,â Eric said.
âI like it,â Camel said. âItâs kind of like âThis is not a pipe,â except youâre saying it is, it is a pipe. Or in this case, a movie.â
âR-right,â Eric said. âTake it home, live with it for a few days. But we need to get rolling, so, you know, ASAP (he pronounced it âay-sapâ), anything you think you can help us with.â
âYep,â said Camel.
After they dropped him off on Rembert Street Eric had to take a call from Jimbo.
âHey, whatâs up?â Eric asked.
âHave you been drinking?â Jimbo asked.
âA beer.â
âThatâs my dog.â
âYes. What, I repeat, is up?â
âSince weâre not shooting today I thought youâd want to see the grocery store I found, you know, the one Ikeâs character owns.â
âIâm sure itâs right,â Eric said. âUse your best
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