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said.
“It’s a bird! It’s a fish! It’s gonna kill the fuck outta some giant sharks!” Shane added.
“Did you add the disco ball effect I suggested?” Max asked.
“That was a great suggestion, by the way,” Shane said.
“I know,” Max smiled. “I’m full of all kinds of great suggestions.”
“You’re full of something,” Kinsey said.
“Lame, Sis,” Max replied.
“Yeah, that was not a burn worthy of our ears,” Shane said. “I say good day to you!”
“Good day to you” Max echoed.
“That’s my line, you just shake your fist and look offended,” Shane responded.
“Like this?” Max asked as he shook his fist at Kinsey then arched an eyebrow.
“That makes you look like a constipated chimpanzee,” Darby said.
“Which makes me wonder how you know what a constipated chimpanzee looks like,” Shane said as he started to stroke his chin in an exaggeratedly thoughtful manner.
“I lived with a troop for six months,” Darby shrugged.
“You used to not encourage them,” Darren said to her. “I miss those days.”
“I’ll still put my boot up either of their rectums if needed,” Darby replied.
“Shhh, baby, now is not the time for sexy talk,” Max whispered loudly. “We’ll save that move for later.”
“I want nothing to do with that,” Shane said as he held up his hands. “Let that be on the record that I-”
“SHUT UP!” Carlos yelled then looked at the bored face of Thorne. “Aren’t you going to stop them from prattling on?”
“I could,” Thorne said, “but this is your show, Carlos. You shut them up.”
“Yes, Carlos,” Shane grinned as he politely took the channel gun from Ingrid’s hands. “Shut us up.”
Ingrid giggled and rolled her eyes at Carlos.
“Tell them the cool part,” she said.
“There are many cool parts to our-” Carlos began.
“You can remote detonate the channel gun rounds,” Ingrid said, her face lit up by an enthusiastic smile. “That means you can blow them up before they make contact with the target or you can let them pierce the target like a normal slug, but delay their detonation until the exact moment you desire.”
“I like how you talk, lady,” Shane said, winking at Ingrid. “Nothing hotter than a gunsmith saying delayed detonation desire.”
“That was a little misogynistic,” Ingrid said and frowned at Shane.
“What? No, it was a joke,” Shane protested and looked at the others. “Tell her it was a joke.”
“Your grave,” Lucy responded, “you sleep in it.”
“No, stop, I didn’t mean anything by it,” Shane said. “I was just riffing with what she said.”
“Gotcha!” Ingrid laughed. “You’re too easy.”
“That’s what the chimpanzees said,” Max replied.
“Okay, high-five on that one,” Shane said as he raised his hand and high-fived his brother then looked at his cousin. “See, Sis? That’s a burn.”
“What else is there?” Lucy asked. “Let’s hurry this up so I can go take a nap.”
“Dude, you’ve been asleep for like two days,” Shane said.
“Your point?” Lucy replied.
“Rarely does he have one,” Max said.
“Again with the wit!” Shane laughed.
“Ah, I hope I’m not too late and have missed the big reveal,” Ballantine said as he joined Team Grendel in the Toyshop. “I’ve obviously missed many jokes, though.”
“Many jokes,” Max said.
“So many jokes,” Shane added.
“I hate them,” Carlos snarled.
“Yes, well, they are a necessary evil,” Ballantine replied. “Where are we in the tech breakdown?”
“Channel guns go boom when we want,” Max said.
“Something important hold you up?” Thorne asked Ballantine.
“Let’s table that for later,” Ballantine said. “I’d like Carlos to finish his presentation first.”
“It’s not a presentation,” Carlos snapped. “I do not present. I’m not an emcee at a roast or a model at a car show.”
Shane looked at Ingrid and started to open his mouth then closed it
“It’s a bird! It’s a fish! It’s gonna kill the fuck outta some giant sharks!” Shane added.
“Did you add the disco ball effect I suggested?” Max asked.
“That was a great suggestion, by the way,” Shane said.
“I know,” Max smiled. “I’m full of all kinds of great suggestions.”
“You’re full of something,” Kinsey said.
“Lame, Sis,” Max replied.
“Yeah, that was not a burn worthy of our ears,” Shane said. “I say good day to you!”
“Good day to you” Max echoed.
“That’s my line, you just shake your fist and look offended,” Shane responded.
“Like this?” Max asked as he shook his fist at Kinsey then arched an eyebrow.
“That makes you look like a constipated chimpanzee,” Darby said.
“Which makes me wonder how you know what a constipated chimpanzee looks like,” Shane said as he started to stroke his chin in an exaggeratedly thoughtful manner.
“I lived with a troop for six months,” Darby shrugged.
“You used to not encourage them,” Darren said to her. “I miss those days.”
“I’ll still put my boot up either of their rectums if needed,” Darby replied.
“Shhh, baby, now is not the time for sexy talk,” Max whispered loudly. “We’ll save that move for later.”
“I want nothing to do with that,” Shane said as he held up his hands. “Let that be on the record that I-”
“SHUT UP!” Carlos yelled then looked at the bored face of Thorne. “Aren’t you going to stop them from prattling on?”
“I could,” Thorne said, “but this is your show, Carlos. You shut them up.”
“Yes, Carlos,” Shane grinned as he politely took the channel gun from Ingrid’s hands. “Shut us up.”
Ingrid giggled and rolled her eyes at Carlos.
“Tell them the cool part,” she said.
“There are many cool parts to our-” Carlos began.
“You can remote detonate the channel gun rounds,” Ingrid said, her face lit up by an enthusiastic smile. “That means you can blow them up before they make contact with the target or you can let them pierce the target like a normal slug, but delay their detonation until the exact moment you desire.”
“I like how you talk, lady,” Shane said, winking at Ingrid. “Nothing hotter than a gunsmith saying delayed detonation desire.”
“That was a little misogynistic,” Ingrid said and frowned at Shane.
“What? No, it was a joke,” Shane protested and looked at the others. “Tell her it was a joke.”
“Your grave,” Lucy responded, “you sleep in it.”
“No, stop, I didn’t mean anything by it,” Shane said. “I was just riffing with what she said.”
“Gotcha!” Ingrid laughed. “You’re too easy.”
“That’s what the chimpanzees said,” Max replied.
“Okay, high-five on that one,” Shane said as he raised his hand and high-fived his brother then looked at his cousin. “See, Sis? That’s a burn.”
“What else is there?” Lucy asked. “Let’s hurry this up so I can go take a nap.”
“Dude, you’ve been asleep for like two days,” Shane said.
“Your point?” Lucy replied.
“Rarely does he have one,” Max said.
“Again with the wit!” Shane laughed.
“Ah, I hope I’m not too late and have missed the big reveal,” Ballantine said as he joined Team Grendel in the Toyshop. “I’ve obviously missed many jokes, though.”
“Many jokes,” Max said.
“So many jokes,” Shane added.
“I hate them,” Carlos snarled.
“Yes, well, they are a necessary evil,” Ballantine replied. “Where are we in the tech breakdown?”
“Channel guns go boom when we want,” Max said.
“Something important hold you up?” Thorne asked Ballantine.
“Let’s table that for later,” Ballantine said. “I’d like Carlos to finish his presentation first.”
“It’s not a presentation,” Carlos snapped. “I do not present. I’m not an emcee at a roast or a model at a car show.”
Shane looked at Ingrid and started to open his mouth then closed it
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